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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: n# f- Q7 ~; _2 F6 ?$ k$ V
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ s: T6 J" z7 g
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 ?# ]5 B% u. ]9 ztight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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8 A9 n: |2 z8 s+ r: t* c6 adeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 s& b' E" h) ~/ {: b# ~# uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 v: k5 I, ?. D
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 ]+ Y2 z% g4 R8 c
committed my life to her sister.
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; A' i* g# W7 AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 C% G8 i( Q! D* }, e" a0 O. l U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 i o! z9 p" A; o# T* _. n( r
fling, just come up and get me."6 I; M1 I5 ?+ r' N
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. ~0 @+ k& ] K& {7 m3 r7 E; E8 `
my car.
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) D! q9 ^4 o. f! i% o6 ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 n# f8 ^" s# ^8 x- d3 \
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