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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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: F6 n9 R! q' q wMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very g) U! \! H* q5 A- s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 a" @9 X+ u# d* g, t& d4 ]" _: U% ~
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! b) S+ _$ L4 U ^/ x% \( Tdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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3 }! u1 S7 ]* uwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 C) F S8 v2 C" J
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 e, K2 A* ], ?
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+ c" h S- b/ SWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 P! H0 i8 d# A. H: d, h
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 D# m* U! }7 I# Z
fling, just come up and get me."
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& g* o' @( A8 ^$ U PI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ b$ T/ T# q$ _! v
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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$ T9 k4 c1 d) }- D% [: B$ `7 b7 j' `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing( P, w6 X/ h" \) V" d3 P j+ z. h
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% I! R/ Y) |' ~4 y) ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' J) F+ k: O# ^) L$ A4 i% c/ M8 W' [( dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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