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- E) q: l ]0 P# @* R) r$ W& gI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' _, E4 `/ ]6 f4 O! Z# k% |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# k3 L/ t$ v8 u/ Oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# X* X0 U6 r4 d, Z
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) B6 Q# f) e# |3 X; T/ yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: Q- ]: h' P& W$ u5 J5 [9 M0 _
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 ^0 I' H/ c- t4 }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she: p# _8 F) P: Z: }( y$ O1 J2 W
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! C4 \" h( [5 m; s g* Isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 h, m( y' C& u7 t8 t# }, l
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 G) R$ x0 O l7 _. |, |+ `
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and j1 j) F% [' h& M. l" r
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) I6 z) R" g# [ j1 W& U$ f
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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