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! R. W$ o. C: DI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- l6 u: Z' L: H! d: B4 G4 uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# y: k5 T6 L* U+ ]0 J
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" o8 v4 O1 z2 ^8 \
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 {* g9 l Q3 h( g' U: o! qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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s" l7 K( {- x" F! t9 Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ a* d7 \: |) h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 g' l! P- t( C0 Tcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( [4 r% e& K% E( |$ N6 {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 P4 M- q9 l0 x
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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% g4 w7 F. j/ f6 v' Q, zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
A, }( T# Y5 g; _5 H' D, R3 Gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% ?( ^4 ^/ Q3 p1 c: I" v. Cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 t) |" i1 k* N/ h$ q
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" E# V8 s9 I+ t( u$ T' y8 SAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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