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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ F8 B# ^2 M9 N# {! |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, b. K! Q. R! o5 r; E# H
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! K& ~* B. Z# t
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. b5 i' I$ I$ k# Q+ i" J$ |tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ Z5 L* J" @3 E0 Awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( z* n5 k0 M1 Q0 ~) m) u4 kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# L5 r1 ] K. k9 r6 i
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8 U+ m) K7 w8 ~# [+ kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& v6 s/ i& d: ^" z! B' u
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- A9 ~1 @+ W) ^$ E9 Cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; z: a3 ]- G' ^- I! j& yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' l% m; C1 n3 }4 a5 r/ i& a: \( z
committed my life to her sister.1 O9 Q) m7 S" P# {
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% o, \8 U3 u5 F9 Y Y; rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
0 Y+ f4 w. s! T+ l( fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' G, p$ e# {1 D& efling, just come up and get me."
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* }' q5 d. |( KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ q! E$ C) d/ A, Jthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ ~8 [( ~& E5 w* c5 C! I' r, ~- R/ q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# j7 b* g+ m; ]; v
my car.8 ^' M: S9 e z8 }
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4 v0 \1 m0 h6 n# j& Q1 D* oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing# p1 k& m# O2 U( K6 s, }, s
outside, all clapping!
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$ Y. G' x) u7 }) \. EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! G+ ^) i$ F5 L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ I0 ]2 y/ d: Z! Y( F! k; T; Sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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: _' G5 X% j3 G: a/ U! ^# DAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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