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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 C. C$ }3 V4 d7 Thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 [/ n K0 o6 Z0 i; ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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. a5 b+ g: `4 N+ T9 rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. v4 M6 r2 s0 X; K* | d4 Z' [
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ R; F* q* x) j' B, w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 \# U6 r3 d% s) o# d; i" Wdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ x* R9 ^# a& G9 g. G1 d6 Y: C8 ROne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: ^& j; \4 i t+ U( N% X7 } k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 A" r' W( f% w" V$ Pcommitted my life to her sister.5 G: h' v/ b- k+ g: H# b& \: q1 \
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, e r3 P1 @" e4 j! f; RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 P8 d0 @6 l! ?6 a9 Y( z9 P
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 B$ B G- e* q( f1 |1 V
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 _5 R) c" H0 L; |the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& u7 V3 \# E" b* u5 ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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