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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
! N( ^4 ~5 d! N" }Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
( G& D5 l- b- Q5 H5 i& o9 EWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 k' v4 V! G" i8 v9 p0 F
family was invited over to see the baby. - v) y3 \1 M( l% K$ q
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) }1 h( a; U. l) }$ ^* _with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
  e: z! ^  Y" b5 `His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
* k- b. k, t" Uabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
' c% Y: Y  ]5 e: D$ a" [4 I  Uwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.2 a. F" m  B, y4 g8 V
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 2 F- r% S8 V; S
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful+ b0 s& V. G$ S+ ~* }) r2 d
baby.'4 `9 U" v: U8 D/ `
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
: W9 p3 F0 w; S3 P6 t5 rJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful- d; g: x1 D. Y0 c( i9 d" l- b
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
1 m1 X+ m7 Z8 \$ hhe see?'
  M" h6 N" g2 ~' x1 t/ R8 c'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
) J  [# u$ V* l% V he has 20/20 vision.'
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7 ?8 I2 |+ ^/ m'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
! [  G& T2 X5 K% eneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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