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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. % c8 o) z$ s' i8 ~7 z% O* o' X
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.! ?8 O/ f2 T L: E8 A; z, P
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
/ J# |; n$ O8 ?9 ]family was invited over to see the baby. ( }; _, {, T0 x; x) C- ^
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk! r+ ]/ Q8 V- F# V1 X1 N9 r8 M
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
! z( |- ^3 ~" ?7 |- mHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
2 _3 G$ N/ s. D6 ?about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he2 F) c1 I1 m! r6 R) I7 N
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
- m% E/ z) r* T0 R9 t& [Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
$ {2 g4 ]% h. I, p0 lWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
3 K- q4 B0 j, N& ~baby.'
7 b. R& p- G! {The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. - F( I5 u5 g$ Y- [ z( b
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
9 Z" M* t8 v& n4 T- Elittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can, [% x9 a: p; M9 O+ m
he see?'9 y$ D4 _8 _$ U4 G$ O5 Q2 j/ l+ R
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
( \( ~. E4 |3 O! ` he has 20/20 vision.'
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% m( u* z) k g1 v# ~" d. h+ X'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 G, x, p7 ~9 B; d3 b( M* qneeded glasses'. |
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