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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 3 k* P: H* z$ b9 p1 w3 E( o
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.. Z) P: W& @, g% {( r/ K. H: G
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's  i. ^# f+ W, n  q
family was invited over to see the baby. + O" |( e! W6 x
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk+ H& f4 b/ T, ?; D5 u+ d8 t* w  S
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
0 u( K+ {0 M3 u( u9 I! z2 ^His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything * F7 ]* C  ?: N1 I$ T+ W$ d
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
& ?! F" J- x2 J  L& Zwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
, o+ }% P  }) G( Q% U8 m. L/ X. i3 NLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
% r7 Y2 |, t! d' h- D8 u* bWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
. }6 P" M2 Z5 M# G0 H& T9 {# mbaby.'( j7 J  m  P) Q
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. & ?7 U  C! a; L7 o. ^
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
1 X, ~# e# c* J# P, }) Llittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can4 t  m2 Z% W- b
he see?'* S1 X1 M0 O. {
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said0 {: n9 }. n# c% v4 b
he has 20/20 vision.'0 q& W% _5 g; `% U, X

8 p& p: Z  C+ f; I* O$ E'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he! E% }: J! f1 [2 e8 B. e& v
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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