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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 8 F5 L5 c  t2 r/ w% Q- n
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.$ l7 A2 c* U6 L) ~& y
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's; l% C" z( ~  ^( s; Q6 I* p( s( p# A0 s
family was invited over to see the baby.
* i9 G$ v1 \: c7 K/ `Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 \9 F3 D/ g+ X  k/ iwith him and explained that the baby had no ears., f9 E2 a4 y: D* j' E- p# U
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
* e5 k2 O  v+ Dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he$ T7 B$ B+ U* Y! {0 W: f+ m
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
4 r# ~! {0 A3 J. d# X1 z9 LLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
; S$ l+ ~. _* }# S! A6 G/ ^When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
! ^& M/ V7 W- R5 f! Vbaby.'2 ~! ^7 y- l/ H7 B9 {
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. + G3 z+ p- i1 F$ p4 t: O
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful: K: W+ M4 F1 x9 M
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can: g7 a; x/ t. R- w, H3 X- {
he see?'
. H. G, T3 p/ J'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
6 R, P2 O% g& @: p. n he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
' [' H* P7 z9 ]+ _/ c$ L( Aneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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