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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 m2 G0 K* `# q- e2 q: _  }- J
family was invited over to see the baby.
+ A- Q6 B! X, D8 ^  B, k5 @, m$ rBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
' r2 w, _# C" C# m: L, zwith him and explained that the baby had no ears., S8 m/ Y9 ^7 U3 x3 P6 V
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
/ A/ D" `  \+ V* t0 ]5 Xabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
/ T! B0 K% ~* R7 W: t. `0 awould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
" B! }9 h2 u8 h# I% PLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
4 o+ m# n- q* d- q% e" T" aWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 0 s- R& }; c4 }% M. R# E8 g
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! B8 {$ H6 X  `2 z. c0 [/ U, N6 N
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" v- i. ]5 Y( B% r  C4 A9 ^ he has 20/20 vision.'9 u) `. N/ D* H. o  ]; X1 z: K0 I% {

/ v: I  C7 M$ T8 `2 \- Q" E'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
% f3 l* P7 v/ jneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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