The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
, b& U. M0 s/ h( _7 c( e( @When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
' }0 x6 r: {) t6 ofamily was invited over to see the baby.
; X& E2 e, D7 f. nBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
* J" u7 B, O, H+ i& Ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
6 Y  Y* z9 H( W  e* ]about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
. [/ v$ N9 g: e# s  IWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
0 b$ ^0 s( ?9 j" ]/ i" _baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
& p$ |; B2 u4 v$ |Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
/ x* w" h/ ~6 m5 Q# B: Olittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' h5 I5 @$ @: V% a" U+ ~ he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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