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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's/ d/ L8 T/ e8 x5 ?+ Z- a; {# Z
family was invited over to see the baby. & F% ]) r% y8 l# _2 v
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk, L" G( E7 Y- c2 @/ G4 m* R- I( A
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
, J: ^+ l2 u! G! R- ~His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
  h$ ^$ K) N' e" }) G& f2 Aabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he" F. O( N/ A9 S$ A; g9 E
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( |( k( O" |: T5 h  [2 MLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. , N2 g  S# J$ z+ _
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ; z% c$ l- d- t
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful/ Y0 u! }1 ?5 _: s
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can, e# W3 |* l3 }3 `6 ?
he see?'9 P: i0 P" ^& T  }
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
5 T/ i9 x5 f  ~$ J2 ` he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
# X$ a" a& Y( }2 `needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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