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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ; J9 z' c8 M8 i7 U& Z
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
3 X& f4 O5 B; D+ _, q. Z* M4 {When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
/ z- |- U/ W* f B9 L1 Qfamily was invited over to see the baby. . D" t+ ^, N5 K9 c6 q
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk% Y: [3 _" d. Q; L c) p+ Y! \
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
6 R0 t Z# {2 v# O* }9 nHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
" A+ q) E7 ~$ Y) s0 v3 Dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
8 e0 m( z: A2 U$ uwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.0 A _3 o+ [. L0 H0 ~# _' |1 [+ t
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
$ J9 v- D9 ]' ?1 a4 Q( rWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
. p( B- @9 O( L4 ?' nbaby.'8 p" z1 M% O3 |5 F+ z$ N8 b( Q
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. / ]+ J i* ~3 I( |9 Z3 R) P
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
% g8 {1 {: B4 b9 [2 K( c2 ^little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
' U5 d* K1 |; Ahe see?'. Q2 V A5 s- c( T! x8 l4 r; x7 C
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said$ c* x8 G' D+ \9 j5 e% b
he has 20/20 vision.'
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8 D Y! c" i+ ^+ E1 n'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
7 ~+ B* L; N2 W! U1 Kneeded glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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