The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
( C% a4 A! z! efamily was invited over to see the baby.
. q. o2 E" R5 p8 {7 KBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, S! A" @7 t- d# c: I  Fabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
- g2 S% x1 B6 j$ {would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
' h1 U0 e, n  U1 n1 ]  K8 f# |The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
( r+ z+ q  g5 RJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
+ M+ @* b: E( z! m% l/ v'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
* q. `% B' Q0 f/ }3 n1 ]
( M- I# ?8 a0 q( t4 Y7 d/ F1 C* J'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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