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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man," n* t) j! P$ W2 i
it is your fate but,* h8 B5 S1 G+ A, P" w  d# |/ p" \
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
, Z; W7 l2 ^% Y4 I4 tit's your stupidity.' l2 p- J( l7 D

( y; i5 N: B* @; c! U# K2 _' B* x" bI was born intelligent -
: [; _( N# P' L! meducation ruined me.; G+ S$ b  P- n8 T  u& b
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Practice makes perfect....
) _: Z$ {7 v% P- U" aBut nobody's perfect......
) [% `0 `6 _2 D, X/ |so why practice?
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% C$ T+ W% e* v+ V. c( {If it's true that we are here to help others,
& F) ?# x7 g, P0 g+ gthen what exactly are the others here for?1 W$ h$ |+ ^. \: n9 h

6 H# r1 k' E) n6 ]8 A" KSince light travels faster than sound,4 E+ n: \$ ^7 o
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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" S7 m: i3 A& S3 x* u! P4 f6 lHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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3 r0 o* ?. h. j* `& H$ S3 J+ f1 GMoney is not everything.( w; i4 o, ~. O; }  V2 C/ y" _
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.7 q5 s- N- h8 S3 `% e- x" l
They are so tasty.% n: v/ B( j/ t) v

* |- o* a5 P$ k0 J3 XBehind every successful man, there is a woman
# m  ?8 _+ Y/ d) S$ K( lAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
- `; J0 {% }0 [7 y. C# pAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in5 d4 j: n- R+ k: R4 Q5 p
life.
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; h) i4 M/ T/ K( h# W( }8 u3 MThe wise never marry.- y4 U5 y7 z+ t. w/ U1 T
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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/ I  G8 ^% e/ I  oSuccess is a relative term.
# }/ Z7 F& H- u/ ]( x2 y% w- E/ IIt brings so many relatives.4 Y- t2 V! q! a% q' t  \0 H" _
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
/ ?+ q  U2 v' v) ~% Q! {  U2 Awhat you can put off today.
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3 G) h& k+ z7 R+ W+ f9 V"Your future depend s on your dreams"3 p+ s/ Z& N4 T/ @$ M9 I% f
So go to sleep5 |; z, Q6 y& k0 x. o4 ?/ c

9 u, Y/ q8 x# m5 Q" k1 }; NThere should be a better way to start a day- P: P3 o+ D( y6 }
Than waking up every morning2 D+ e5 K4 k" d
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
3 T1 ^! l7 G7 H# l0 FBut why take the risk' l, o- E' F: n% {- D1 z' m7 k
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"Work fascinates me"5 H  y* y- N) A0 T
I can look at it for hours
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( P4 u% w! u9 G+ Q; TGod made relatives;& s5 H$ z9 B$ m& Q" H& |
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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, h( Z/ Z! N- l! o: jThe more you learn, the more you know,1 A7 r( R( Q& V
The more you know, the more you forget
0 @7 r1 @3 w. U$ a0 t( K1 m4 Z: M7 ]The more you forget, the less you know1 d5 n) M+ \+ y: |4 N  D( s+ _
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.+ r  o5 s9 Y& v+ X% Z% J) n1 z
A train station is where a train stops.* M2 f! c& L) i9 _4 r- s0 P
On my desk, I have a work station....2 `' W3 e9 }3 p# p4 b! F# U) W
what more can I say........* w& n1 Z2 q9 _) G: B: X
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol& i$ W0 _, x$ k. A/ X( Y( a3 N
love it ^^
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