Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

" `/ L7 Z# i9 z. h. sI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

8 N/ g1 a. w; }& Y- x0 oPractice makes perfect....
: O0 r0 p0 q5 B; nBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

( c; T; o5 s- Q" wIf it's true that we are here to help others,
( b3 u+ j; d" G; R( bthen what exactly are the others here for?

# B  U4 W8 X$ S$ G" [$ C3 o2 Q5 VSince light travels faster than sound,
/ E. }0 f' M  kpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

/ l5 l. ?/ {' C- M% U  dMoney is not everything.
& W) A/ D* |3 e. {  {9 |4 H0 A1 lThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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% x( D9 |( y+ j$ I2 D% @- uOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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; k: C% U' ~$ Z8 m- dBehind every successful man, there is a woman
# G/ X2 U) B6 ~! ^; rAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

+ R4 _. Q* H. N" hEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
; P9 Q  U# P. I) H0 O  dlife.

- E& F% f7 T5 s6 d; wThe wise never marry.
# T+ Y/ f, m6 o: `) \+ t  x. tand when they marry they become otherwise.

  ~3 R/ d4 b; r5 x- N; s$ LSuccess is a relative term.
; [: e+ J! ?  m9 s3 m) N4 ~2 T0 s. ?) LIt brings so many relatives.
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+ C% h; @$ `* G5 ]Never put off the work till tomorrow
" Z/ ]5 q$ `! Cwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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2 C' @0 Y( M4 a3 Y3 |! I; iThere should be a better way to start a day
8 u  @9 r# m) s# {: |Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
2 k: _& x+ ^+ `1 ~' ~: j* DThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
2 E& X( L$ |. |3 t* U7 V' e3 b* cThe more you know, the more you forget
1 g8 p, _' i$ [4 e8 s5 ?+ RThe more you forget, the less you know
& a4 X8 r8 U+ |) C. iSo.. why learn.

8 C# P5 v2 ~7 S' _" P1 l& ?A bus station is where a bus stops.
& j! v+ A& S! l( `) X& JA train station is where a train stops.
1 C2 p5 Z5 m( ], T1 e0 ^4 lOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^