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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
- U; M2 a( w3 f$ {) Pit's your stupidity.
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4 l9 z; V; D+ r: G8 AI was born intelligent -% |1 m! g& A- ~; O5 w4 n
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
6 l: |# L1 S1 bBut nobody's perfect......' }# O+ J. }* A9 y5 g  U9 {* R
so why practice?# J- O1 K2 U2 U8 _2 n0 \3 B2 f5 ^% K

4 M+ l/ _& \! t7 A9 _' j; i0 m+ R& eIf it's true that we are here to help others,
+ i* F$ d* v6 f1 p  N) Zthen what exactly are the others here for?
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9 k& \% x( K& w3 ?* i; tSince light travels faster than sound,
5 j4 I7 P; e  w4 [* v9 B$ tpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.8 c9 |7 y& l: ~

0 a& a$ p- e6 |5 l; P- fHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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  r0 E3 L5 m# }6 ~# jMoney is not everything.
( A7 b4 U7 b* v( zThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
8 k3 K. G4 p* T7 Y, QThey are so tasty.
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' W; W8 j  q6 A+ P' ABehind every successful man, there is a woman; ]8 I  d8 o1 [( U
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.3 l7 b: r+ B. I- \7 G
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Every man should marry.
) [3 y/ G8 L/ y) |4 q: K4 xAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
, C2 P' \" w2 w( `6 Wlife.7 j/ z& N$ \2 K/ X/ D! U
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The wise never marry.4 m5 \2 D, a1 Z3 [3 P3 s
and when they marry they become otherwise.# ^, L5 o9 R; H8 `$ S
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Success is a relative term.
3 _: c" d+ p3 gIt brings so many relatives.
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3 ~# i# Z& Q" j. f" p' Q' a* b" f$ k% `Never put off the work till tomorrow: p: s9 L- b. M; R# M
what you can put off today.' V* V! U- o$ b/ x6 x8 y2 j1 |/ M' v

% i2 M% e4 R# W/ o7 O0 f+ x"Your future depend s on your dreams"+ j2 }, B' T$ d# a4 V2 g  E7 B
So go to sleep. b; l( k1 T" l/ }
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There should be a better way to start a day
! K( w/ D8 p5 G5 S1 lThan waking up every morning5 N2 `( b. N) F
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
/ z+ M3 P  A1 a& CBut why take the risk4 ~8 u6 U. Z9 P: W" @

/ c" H' s4 z% e* |, ~1 h4 l"Work fascinates me"" R' \; W) T" X) G. Y8 E& x
I can look at it for hours3 }; v( T, i* w
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God made relatives;
: u6 H, ]6 p9 h4 k% h  Y6 K! K1 SThank God we can choose our friends.- j" p6 k! \2 K
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The more you learn, the more you know,
1 S% P, O/ P0 P% `The more you know, the more you forget
1 V1 Q4 @( |" B; d0 B( ?) K% AThe more you forget, the less you know
; c5 {* O! J" fSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
1 g% h* }/ p2 I# |+ FA train station is where a train stops.0 i6 {9 N8 T: K. X
On my desk, I have a work station....) b' j# ]- ^6 o* S
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!
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老杨团队 追求完美
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love it ^^
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