Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
. u7 z, p1 g# Nit's your stupidity.
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0 t$ o: G' G8 ^- s2 u0 kI was born intelligent -
) x$ C" V9 U5 N( l' R7 h9 jeducation ruined me.
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3 J# O4 ~7 t+ i1 D; ~Practice makes perfect....
1 b* L# M% A# U  m2 |" E/ w3 fBut nobody's perfect......
2 J6 [, X+ p" z- v) Xso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
5 v2 L! D& v' m7 Opeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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7 B' f- _7 e9 M  VOne should love animals.
) y: m1 _) z+ d! d! j0 OThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
% `' E6 ^2 R# o( U; ?) m5 [+ \And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

8 p7 Z! t! R6 l6 E( g  u1 m0 I* \Every man should marry.
+ Q! Z. H( h! qAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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* ]! K+ ^2 D+ A/ G- dThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
1 T0 T% [; p/ l5 h# dIt brings so many relatives.
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7 w; t/ X7 z! N; q+ ANever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
& ^- H1 {  E* X$ b2 @- GThan waking up every morning

- c2 I( r6 F( e  V: l  x' Y7 {/ n"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

3 B" L# _3 b8 C( E8 aGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
* C# Q, F; T3 l" v) _% K. ~The more you forget, the less you know
$ T% F! N: L4 E/ }So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
& ^# z+ m4 Z; S! `+ WOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^