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 If your father is a poor man,) ?' ^9 S( A7 B
it is your fate but,
! t5 F7 v- v! F5 q0 F0 H1 Aif your father-in-law is a poor man,5 q; U; \1 x$ D" K; z m( k! ]
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
c$ _0 O4 r# V& g. F2 l4 ]& Peducation ruined me.% t) V' A. a+ I# e: G! @! y
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Practice makes perfect....
6 S; |; C; k' l; B" tBut nobody's perfect......
5 J/ j& ?+ |- Gso why practice?: `+ g/ c: `0 e$ z) j% n& p
7 z3 k" Q1 l$ B6 o" \5 RIf it's true that we are here to help others,
) g8 f1 k- V* b/ ]; r9 `, Othen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,% t/ N, Q2 Q- U6 D, v4 M, v
people appear bright until you hear them speak., Y- k j; `6 k9 k; Y
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.+ n( ]& H( m+ B; N' ~2 E
There's Mastercard & Visa.- H' }1 O' h: {) v. T7 U
* Z) k; k0 ~2 l) P- G0 p9 v$ a [One should love animals.
- ]6 e1 V5 _7 z* T* w* n# dThey are so tasty.0 N; _9 e& B; E; W; f. u4 _1 b
5 G# \8 i7 h5 W# O. Z. @Behind every successful man, there is a woman
0 l: q E! j3 W5 g( AAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.) h# i' W6 A- { }; I
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Every man should marry.* A8 J) P8 `0 Y1 |) z/ _- d* p7 p* \
After all, happiness is not the only thing in- X* G+ a; Y1 o& l) }
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c$ T. m; j2 L+ w. v g2 EThe wise never marry.- i4 d& o2 Y3 W* z. G$ r, E; h; y
and when they marry they become otherwise.; H+ Y- Q+ Z/ Z
8 O$ j e$ }( `/ E# p9 ^, ?' I+ QSuccess is a relative term.2 u6 D) N! ]! G. F7 J
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
" J+ P6 ?! M- v" twhat you can put off today." k* j" n& m6 H6 f
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"# z/ n6 ]9 v$ X* V# Y+ \1 @
So go to sleep
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1 h( ]( _* y1 H7 j7 ?! E! kThere should be a better way to start a day
& j7 x$ {) p+ o; B4 D' v) lThan waking up every morning+ N6 R1 h) k- K2 X+ B# ?
' x8 ?! n" Y+ u8 y"Hard work never killed anybody"1 j0 L4 i5 O9 [
But why take the risk3 A! g3 m! S+ h7 ^
5 j/ g2 J. v) f: V; z"Work fascinates me": m! {: M3 `3 _& a- m p+ Y8 y
I can look at it for hours9 | R( t( F# `; h8 {( F
. x4 h8 P, n( h' x" t4 IGod made relatives;
, _# `* t% w' m0 Z1 f- o& \5 RThank God we can choose our friends.! R* }! W5 h' X; b6 W8 E I
# n1 `3 e- H P' C7 JThe more you learn, the more you know,
& y- ]1 y& f8 L5 g- M, o5 G% i% uThe more you know, the more you forget+ k0 z0 P2 y5 }4 H+ h. l
The more you forget, the less you know, h/ V1 H" y6 \- T
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
/ I* N% y1 d! O+ N- cA train station is where a train stops.' t( h2 {/ _( i3 Y1 x5 T! y
On my desk, I have a work station....2 k" P1 {& k4 K( D; ^( p7 f# |
what more can I say........6 E9 Z" R; i( [6 w% A$ J3 @9 C
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