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 If your father is a poor man,5 }2 z0 _) u9 N3 L0 e9 g/ M
it is your fate but,5 h7 C6 [/ ^0 M/ R6 ^
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 |# c* w6 i7 g% dit's your stupidity.
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3 Z% K" k( h" T: l; t$ {I was born intelligent -
! B% g" i4 s% w. \8 u9 [+ meducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect...." u4 H" j7 ~3 K# E4 s" H' L' E
But nobody's perfect......
. h2 ~+ r/ Q. I1 s- f! Uso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
" z' S6 Z: N* m9 X7 ~# Cthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,; v# [) T+ N; `: @
people appear bright until you hear them speak.: B; S1 Y" q1 u- C- o
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?% o& `2 e& {4 t+ A- w) _
7 p! ?4 G" ?( j. Y. uMoney is not everything.- M) y/ v1 d3 T4 Q3 g, b. Q+ T5 b
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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2 F& \6 T: J8 f; ~7 b) cOne should love animals.
8 q2 u. `6 D1 A6 ]) l! @- g- ^They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman: }9 M2 u9 j9 S3 B
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry./ d' L3 V" ?* S! y8 f
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
- a1 A5 u* i0 Zand when they marry they become otherwise.& {; h0 \: { v9 r+ d
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Success is a relative term.; ?. Y: `( m1 W% E0 K: w
It brings so many relatives.
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" P( ^5 [6 [( N: \, L6 _Never put off the work till tomorrow
$ i7 u5 K% w, J% _3 xwhat you can put off today.0 r) @) U8 M3 h8 n: R& N
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
0 [) L% U+ }# B3 `So go to sleep# _. }# T+ `1 b+ v
4 q! x( b) e# s# z0 YThere should be a better way to start a day8 v! U8 f* x( Q0 O* C; e9 C! e' }! b
Than waking up every morning0 L% y' k8 K$ [
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"Hard work never killed anybody"- N' O3 b7 ^. B
But why take the risk/ c9 m2 i1 A) g5 d) L3 e
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"Work fascinates me"
& V. `3 ^3 u. JI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
0 o+ [2 s' w5 H1 c! YThank God we can choose our friends.+ o- j. @! c+ L3 I( r) \3 X9 }
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The more you learn, the more you know,3 L! P+ O! X0 I2 Z5 B) P7 x
The more you know, the more you forget# ~) E! z, r% f% i2 G+ J
The more you forget, the less you know* _2 @) m1 _/ [2 T8 i
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 n' p0 e5 X5 B$ B1 H2 oA train station is where a train stops./ v0 e$ v9 G+ Z k, O$ E( k
On my desk, I have a work station....
; P% K) w* I% H9 Ewhat more can I say........
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