Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
+ l& k1 w0 I. n. |, {# k. [if your father-in-law is a poor man,
) f; d- m- S; ^it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
+ Z% z- ?0 u8 d! D* o6 v. ABut nobody's perfect......
0 b, K9 [+ A5 n; ]so why practice?
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& g2 \- A: `$ Y, J8 N$ V% p/ tIf it's true that we are here to help others,
( g. b1 h# k- K$ w3 Othen what exactly are the others here for?

( t4 o) M2 t/ D# Z8 Y3 iSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

: B2 H% J% G) K; }; cHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
" P6 I/ k: [, t$ Y5 {# p3 J" rThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
0 N# e7 G! P9 X6 \They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
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5 g5 |* o6 N" y8 b8 D* O4 w" C% mEvery man should marry.
/ ?3 n; l& @: |# [/ pAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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; q- q* @# Y6 q. SThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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% O1 o! E; N. wSuccess is a relative term.
! r$ i& h$ n  p' iIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
1 [" |. E9 A7 ~9 p4 @/ a/ z0 owhat you can put off today.
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/ Z' f: k: W4 W"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

" X& _1 ]" Y: \4 P, E5 y/ t' D$ [There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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& h5 `# v- x+ A- T8 I# y% J% `0 c"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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7 ?) G6 i2 a# V5 c: B8 f"Work fascinates me"
: m8 k  Y; Q/ c, X) zI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
% E9 L2 |# \- oThank God we can choose our friends.

- l3 o1 S/ P' k9 cThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 ~( _2 e" N# Q  J) m) m0 qThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
' I9 O- D8 F, ]+ C5 ^9 l4 BOn my desk, I have a work station....
  G% O) K2 H* s$ bwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^