Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

7 t/ f9 {7 G# [! P' P$ j$ y" ZI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

: F- P! ]& x1 g* K; UPractice makes perfect....
& }6 q, d" C  v' K" k& S! ?But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
- q7 U- f+ G; |7 v$ H+ Tthen what exactly are the others here for?
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( h" q! f' x! y+ ^# q2 |, @$ vSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

6 N5 d. b1 j' L  v* w/ r3 f- XHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

& z7 \9 j0 _8 o/ A' F9 t5 z( [Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
  u* G: t' ?+ h0 X& aAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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* r: y; I* ]) @; R2 O5 hThe wise never marry.
& J( I4 B% L; s: U9 band when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
* R4 a$ t! K# r( }It brings so many relatives.
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% l( y7 X) S8 u( R+ H0 INever put off the work till tomorrow
! m& {/ z! [( u6 ^; Kwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
. i( `% |# Q5 a+ M/ [( Q* ^5 \So go to sleep
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' c  B2 e2 N  o/ t& @There should be a better way to start a day
6 N& j. W- T/ N0 }8 aThan waking up every morning
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6 \2 R4 J! p# N6 E2 m" S"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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0 Z; Q* N. V( P3 `) L( P"Work fascinates me"
" e# i% n4 H( F, d+ II can look at it for hours
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) c8 s! Z2 Z8 B: O! D3 r7 MGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
! l4 L# T! z" GThe more you know, the more you forget
8 p" J0 e- G- G- Y& b4 s6 U6 N/ rThe more you forget, the less you know
6 V  _5 U& B" w0 h2 |) vSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
/ i0 F2 U) ^$ {A train station is where a train stops.
) Q2 G9 ?" ]" P0 q2 aOn my desk, I have a work station....
& ~* j& z) P( K1 Y- wwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^