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+ v' o8 I0 |8 Y% H# R$ l4 b v. TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* j, w0 n' F" k5 RMaria: Here it is. , y, Z3 S% V7 b5 [8 H5 e
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 W' r& I- N( {: n
Class: Maria.
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, u, P* m7 o- E; H) r; n* k' j* i$ ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 w, @# p" F }" m7 c y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 j* L- l( W2 `3 QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - O( y2 f% s1 E! J" l
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 s# v6 K& V, z+ SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) o/ G! [/ z. [* \
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & p3 I; V: H" }+ q U( w
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - a* _- ^' Y5 @5 A/ t G, E3 E- Q) l
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 F, s& y: B+ |: |+ U. sDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 E2 x# I( I, v' WWinnie: Me!
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; _* Z' p0 J4 Y8 f* f6 G# JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 J' E5 y- z" ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : \2 t+ l- U* g3 ~0 W0 [9 y; l
Millie: I is...
/ e7 ^ l/ d8 B. P9 r7 q1 O. @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ ^ Y' y) h) ~& U. j; EMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 A. _# F& s: L' _$ j" h8 H) rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ ^7 V' Y6 Y& Q& ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 t; l0 n7 h( \+ J/ B7 SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 X; Y# c; Y) N( b$ O" a8 u% |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 R' P8 r: ]( d7 h: b& T, F7 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - a: R$ z+ c# ^% i7 D" [
7 c- D b/ Z) M9 z/ o* W- Y) I: pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 L" i! x; c: B& u( SHarold: A teacher
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