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" u0 s# ^9 R; L2 R* Z3 [+ I; HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 R7 E+ Q" T3 BMaria: Here it is.
* l$ Y; n& H/ P0 h5 _7 \+ jTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- y' A# g% A& R4 g) k* I6 O/ n) YClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 s o2 Z* V5 v* @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# d" i0 Y9 _, ^$ vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 ~1 f1 j: t; _7 \4 Y- OGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 B+ e) [2 l1 q( u* v
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ f$ O+ x" ?8 k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 z# q2 C( B0 t! b$ c6 T
/ `% a- X* N4 P2 e. b" _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" }# t! e' W7 m# {# V% N+ A. wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ C1 X! e$ o( f/ T# f+ ATeacher: What are you talking about?
9 n) V- Q4 t HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . L$ h; R3 A4 {8 p3 Q
( P6 s1 }3 C4 q. k# G) d. GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 N( P( L' A. G) q% P
Winnie: Me!
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2 u$ d2 W+ }7 b7 A. HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; k( z6 x7 x; ^" F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 H0 w1 v q8 |
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) v, u7 P+ h3 x/ \6 BMillie: I is...
6 f. Z; i* X6 ?; \) H7 o) ?5 ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 J$ f; O( P. x4 k* b- j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." @% \8 h' X% ]' b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? R4 ]$ Y* S3 G6 T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! q% a0 M' G; X" _Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 M" Q {: ?9 I% l" ^9 q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 k4 y0 [+ Y/ l$ o6 A3 NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 c, |/ Q3 R; f, b
Harold: A teacher
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