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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 f- _! B( Y# B" M0 ]0 i9 G& L
Maria: Here it is.
, c9 S4 T: d; P( q) d J* o% lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 X. f8 \- Q% l0 `
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- ~8 N2 a/ g1 M7 ^$ ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 R: b5 t7 ]1 f' L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. e4 k) B" }- X2 |7 ] W, p
0 b9 i+ K% o9 w8 tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 j0 k7 D1 r* r6 V2 J0 Q2 xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 V/ j9 H" ]; C A+ B0 [
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# Z6 e9 z% f! B9 pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# m/ \8 b' M% M: R4 RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" B6 `2 u+ J4 b% a! R7 o( UTeacher: What are you talking about?
/ h r1 w& p0 LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) j: c3 [+ O) l* h8 H3 |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- {9 b( b2 u7 n% [+ q1 W) EWinnie: Me! " v$ @) N4 r( s2 x
7 q: ?. C. j# R9 XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 ?; @; P7 ]/ A: Z! x2 a! r. _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 [( h1 N: e6 @8 F# | k
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - m( P! }4 p9 ]
Millie: I is... z$ P' X( L; c7 Q6 u7 ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * f" p _( E' ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! C# M- Z+ A; |& ]& P! m E! E
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! P( l7 u' B5 Q0 D1 Y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + v& H, A6 D3 d, R& z; ~" x
. i8 S- q7 D* t8 y* cTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 l M* `# I% W- |: W0 @" rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " a6 S, N+ J; X5 H% J
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 Q8 f: w. M/ A5 S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# f3 D9 p' T2 \# mHarold: A teacher . P5 ^+ b9 j7 B- T
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