Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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; J1 z7 ]+ q+ X) j, h( b: J/ t% rTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! d* s* Z5 y9 gMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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) a1 Z) I! H7 e! `' VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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  m2 W; i, u/ c* w0 W8 \2 g5 hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, c7 C6 S' _+ |) N! WTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) N7 O. q; F& K) |Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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/ C- }6 h2 Z$ }5 q1 o  ]! Q; ?" S& |3 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' ]9 w# o- _& \1 g  gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 p" d5 x1 e) s- H! P/ T2 S1 xMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

7 @4 w# W9 R" R1 t/ vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* Z% @, a. R8 m% N+ STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 b# P8 M: d. s) y3 i- VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 }* \8 t9 [+ K  p3 }1 [; w2 X" Q& ?8 LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# Z9 @$ t. w6 W( r) v) q; NHarold: A teacher

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