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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : |% d6 f7 Z. m
Maria: Here it is. * J+ x3 }* b! I' }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : U( S- [1 k" s9 Q
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 w+ V: K/ P, K Q$ t# E+ \John: You told me to do it without using tables. # u2 p8 ^) X' @& K$ E4 `
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; N) W# Y3 {2 T2 e& ?$ @* Z5 A! v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 l4 H; E7 j; A" b/ O! yTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 n/ ^! N$ ^; B- i- AGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 p1 P* D k# p
( B. e4 N5 m( S$ {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# P! f; V% K& [& XDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 [ e8 O, K# s- e: C# L$ T8 pTeacher: What are you talking about? ' I; Y# a/ j, p6 c' T2 ^
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 t) P* g7 y" H8 q# s4 M( z* _' }
" Z2 h* j+ M9 p7 n8 {$ c) ^: aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ I' s* Y D( J+ f/ G* DWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 d! D) R( ~; g0 F5 u7 ]5 k3 f3 q% |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. X* Y s: t9 p, j& x
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 R- p0 ]& x6 I" N# [4 m% A" RMillie: I is... 2 f G; v0 c6 A, U, A* s- L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : r: X8 ?9 t/ T: f& T; n- i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) Q& c1 H0 Q# c% Z) D, a: MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 i: h# W3 A+ Q' C; z+ Q+ M' p2 K0 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! q, n2 X, e2 w' H2 k/ q$ Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 \- [9 @; B8 l7 N" w! c3 c1 w# H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + f ?; @, z a: U" O( _9 ]
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. O+ {! y F/ ~2 q" m7 f
) X( L& } A3 r$ W9 q6 f5 d1 ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' y! a$ N) w1 V% K1 M0 f5 WHarold: A teacher ) A! P* j* g; m+ C* i! ]0 o& G
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