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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) A A2 v2 t% n& c* tMaria: Here it is. . R. }/ F- L( y- V3 ?9 ?. L5 Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ _. @1 ~0 T. B% ~* [3 QClass: Maria.
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6 V/ v' M1 d4 M- h# GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% g$ |# ]* o3 t. q( yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " x3 \3 i' j/ q7 F; h* {7 P% P
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + e. D! U. M4 L& r. `, J) G# k% O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : n0 W& H, d. z
Teacher: No, that's wrong % @" h E' w- _9 E" Z6 Y% \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! V& q1 H$ }" ?, X ^8 P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( s* {/ j) x; {9 e9 zDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 q+ x' \. { c" _) i% }! G0 B/ V
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' p( s5 Q2 N1 o5 @, i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' S% f/ t" b( \/ \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 F( i; j; K9 z: O+ Y( o& |
Winnie: Me! , U6 M4 A S2 v F8 D( ]: G
L; A3 M( W" A- G3 H) P1 ^1 JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* Z: L7 z% {/ k) N# M- X7 NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 _) t$ A& l( r+ {- |
# H- v* @' ?/ @- k" U% @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & ~$ y# y( G. L ~' n8 Z
Millie: I is... - T; ]9 }/ l$ \# c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( m; T. I' i! _/ ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + X( y7 l0 Q# }1 n( C! c3 x4 W
9 z' y% T* c3 Z4 Z! |- xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 }9 |5 V& J) v/ h# N: SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 v3 Q5 t ?' U. s6 }# p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & E! Z3 T. e! |& H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ t- p/ z5 ?4 U2 l# O3 K: kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 F/ `7 h7 {+ v0 WHarold: A teacher
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