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% K7 i/ W% ^; f- r. K, |$ OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - U" b$ u U5 b5 S
Maria: Here it is. # F& `% I- B, `5 X0 m% f% k
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* i; L5 I' N/ r2 nClass: Maria.
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" K2 L! I+ |5 [! U! \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - B: [9 t3 g& s7 n. F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 t. ?$ M! V2 a" P! ^+ \8 d: Z
! s" a# Y) ^+ G) b- b, f, ^0 O gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! O* e8 U* e3 {' [! ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' w: z7 M V" O. p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 z; A0 N: w. qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 p, y) U! E/ I) v" J5 W0 s' U
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 a$ [0 L: C6 q8 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) W5 `( d O4 ]6 o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& i# {" F) ^' oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, s. I7 A& X* {. D4 A( OWinnie: Me!
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* G5 t9 ]9 p) V. v& {6 H+ e! p cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# j! L5 b0 B' j$ R4 FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# W$ r2 X. s- MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / S( ]- G( H u, N) D+ [4 M
Millie: I is... + D5 ]# k N0 v( m- ~) H- K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ G6 R" g) b) {9 g; `5 tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : D: ~0 D; B" l4 `- ]7 x* }) }. d
$ U$ ^. [7 M5 R2 j4 K$ \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % V8 y' i, O/ l3 A" D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : w7 ]# L M+ h- g6 ^' r+ m
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - E; \/ X! _ i. D- W
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . x! m% a2 o+ p6 m; R z. W I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 a# m3 j5 V* i2 V2 ~* sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# K" P; z2 L4 f% Z# U7 ZHarold: A teacher
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