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- W0 N* H5 G6 v* LMaria: Here it is. 3 J7 ?: C7 E. Z' P' q, k0 }$ w% r
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . B g0 H4 p: u' x# |5 _
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Y0 q9 `8 \8 |8 T7 {/ Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ _, ~4 b9 {% W8 O" ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" E5 x- G! Y% \ i( DTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 O0 _* s# @& B- a0 T" D9 q' e4 aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! i- T: O. L% M8 UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: N( U9 P5 F1 U* ` m% p: aDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% _; P9 F/ S4 R2 z: Z5 T+ OTeacher: What are you talking about?
' e* c% I( C' [- X- XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' J, O- w, I3 V3 {* J* ^) HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 v9 X% X T0 V! W& O2 r3 S |
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' r2 A3 A/ t" B" U d& [. bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % e) K0 I/ m) x( V1 a& c
Millie: I is... 5 a! A/ I) h+ A4 k' I9 n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 c- w+ b6 G" K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 y0 f# ~( j4 P5 R p. W6 X
( D2 p) U( D2 u& u6 j0 u# t; E1 kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : b4 p- k5 E$ W8 @. J% ^6 C9 I; g' }1 N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 s. L0 f$ I- V3 @6 ]! o2 J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 h: H. M4 ^' y9 I( H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % g4 ]* _5 F/ {: F* p6 y
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / q3 O' Y1 P' C% s" B5 O' }- s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ k* m& U. b. E' xTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , F; @( F- l R9 U: g" h4 Z9 H9 N6 g2 |
Harold: A teacher
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