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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 y# Q4 m/ w! W; F7 E
Maria: Here it is. 1 l- G; j0 V) G' u. B' s7 c) T. e8 x
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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5 U7 o, n9 L/ h' p0 sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / q2 w6 P W7 [) K/ R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ m; l1 v2 g' m9 F' l) tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, Y/ E5 m7 x- i d- G: E# z/ ^Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ q$ K. f; f7 {& |4 j% IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 t. Y; T: T( A
% o; N' F& z0 C& W& d2 t+ M8 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( C- D+ s; U6 Q2 n+ L' k
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) @& Q1 v( t, O# n" NTeacher: What are you talking about? & i5 Q& J6 Q+ L, b: D8 w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 G0 o, `* p4 _& ^
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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" [5 M: x; Z! a! W2 m/ ]" ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; a) N6 W: G0 l( b& bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" N) y* I# I; `) @ }1 h q FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / B- {3 f4 Z B) W" y5 b0 K# t
Millie: I is...
* x: c" g, `) }* K, ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' g3 ?$ q3 @9 l& f+ S6 B. uMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." u; D. ?; g1 L
: X' r' V. j* J3 O. G) z2 tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " ^$ M3 x8 S9 R6 b$ o, x4 r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- t) I: o m% e) kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 g9 y5 _, x7 {5 f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : i* Q, t" u' D, F) L; z
7 }5 C# b/ m( R5 W; [4 fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 o' V2 T) l( O* ~4 m- ~" Q( D6 X
Harold: A teacher t4 J: h# V( Q" y
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