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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
4 j. f: v% ]; P& nThe girl said: NO!'
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4 g- P Y, d1 g% mAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( O2 {, F/ o1 m) X+ q1 ODancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never1 H2 ~" s/ m0 Y! R% y- d [7 C
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* E8 {) [1 A( K, }. X* \) m
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
4 E8 C/ b$ i# E A2 i( F9 KAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- l4 j* @* A/ ~& {: Y6 aSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: M; w. \ b" g2 ]4 a- Z
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& L; W9 w$ |& ~7 Y
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.: n: v9 R6 P3 V d/ |3 b
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