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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
3 y$ m2 K5 N" e, n1 |The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 [2 C* `2 J5 h! H% [
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 m9 Z/ l4 W9 O2 a% d+ u3 Q. m9 X
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 e" |7 M4 O- C' s' V/ | f& A
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had' m" c! t c- {% n1 f
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 q1 z) G( B6 Z' pSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# z! b- n/ `$ L0 ]( v7 l7 P) \
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: ~! E& V7 B/ C0 N- ]# a0 v
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 l% B8 T X8 |/ M1 m" U
) n4 V4 |$ { S# NThe End |
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