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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'. _3 a$ W% j5 Y8 K3 ^; `
The girl said: NO!'. l! X, B0 x& c
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
8 }1 x ^/ s, }' {& k# mDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# F7 Q+ r3 c7 [/ J9 ?
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't# W4 s* o. {3 `* ?& `# [# x
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 m v% u! m8 S( VAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- u6 Q0 C, A! FSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 c# Q3 |/ y! W; J4 I4 V3 kHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' m9 q h' A' xSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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