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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'" d! K. m* \( Q3 v& K
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( P( D& a1 {3 Z" a; P' P. M7 D1 r
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! C' X) }5 h9 }: @. o }" M7 r
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- |9 @. U2 }1 z
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! \% F. [# k% H/ Q: eAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ Y" s0 @- I v/ A
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had! j/ m1 b2 z8 W- U
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! f8 }7 t2 v6 U$ R; FSweat pants and was pleasant all the time." R+ l& u4 b4 f! |
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The End |
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