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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'2 U Q, I: }4 |3 \
The girl said: NO!'0 a( Q( i: I; v1 B, b
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ r, T3 \7 j7 E& }
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
u5 u J' b# z( |% R" d1 HHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
6 y7 ?, x3 [* \# B3 }- x. dGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
$ o6 g9 G1 v: b3 PAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched( S# {" Q; I7 u) K G& D
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
* M. l2 y# p6 h2 U) U- SHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' T6 F3 ]/ G; o2 w
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.1 K/ O% S' ~4 E+ t; S7 G8 l
1 ] o+ M- @+ aThe End |
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