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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'" t: L" B1 d3 u& [
The girl said: NO!'* @8 |3 t- J: M f3 N7 m; z1 ^& q) O
1 Z: i2 s# ]! LAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,9 v7 o. ~, A3 ?. @; C' U
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
' F4 |8 ]% d5 g1 V; jHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
7 {5 d" X# b' WGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had# V" {1 b7 u2 K3 w4 x; S
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched+ i6 T; t B* w! u
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; q2 M9 c( _7 M% d* \High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
* S- W, P; V4 G. A, y' l' g4 q& hSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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