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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
8 T) t2 i( _9 ~+ a/ g) ~) g$ i: v) fThe girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 @% J% q3 \' B6 `! M
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had. R) K+ ?3 Y1 j+ Z6 S
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
( f: L4 L1 X+ V1 d! G4 H% ]1 XSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 j" g/ E1 \; t# c5 Z, y4 g3 g1 IHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' v6 U! @. P6 K5 ySweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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