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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
3 y$ m2 K5 N" e, n1 |The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 [2 C* `2 J5 h! H% [
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never9 m9 Z/ l4 W9 O2 a% d+ u3 Q. m9 X
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't1 e" |7 M4 O- C' s' V/ |  f& A
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had' m" c! t  c- {% n1 f
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 q1 z) G( B6 Z' pSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had# z! b- n/ `$ L0 ]( v7 l7 P) \
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: ~! E& V7 B/ C0 N- ]# a0 v
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 l% B8 T  X8 |/ M1 m" U

) n4 V4 |$ {  S# NThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
0 C; a4 Q/ G& M1 G  f* kWhat does this story mean?

6 ?2 |" ~' |' gMeaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
2 |* ?  T5 i3 nHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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6 ^( k7 w" L+ r8 ?* k! z$ c& X1 Z9 ] Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
; y% X5 O' O; `7 b+ pWhat does this story mean?

3 b7 \2 k& _# n老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
& j0 ^/ |( F8 m+ {* o- m"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...1 {5 G0 ^9 f, }
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...+ X3 W+ \/ K; R) m1 {! b
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
0 X3 o/ g# `2 zAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 * X2 B6 Z/ {+ ~
What does this story mean?

  J) e' S) l: T$ L* L' Z0 dyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
) `* i: t4 w6 E+ z$ u0 k3 j8 Yyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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