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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
4 j. f: v% ]; P& nThe girl said: NO!'
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4 g- P  Y, d1 g% mAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( O2 {, F/ o1 m) X+ q1 ODancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never1 H2 ~" s/ m0 Y! R% y- d  [7 C
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* E8 {) [1 A( K, }. X* \) m
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
4 E8 C/ b$ i# E  A2 i( F9 KAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- l4 j* @* A/ ~& {: Y6 aSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: M; w. \  b" g2 ]4 a- Z
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& L; W9 w$ |& ~7 Y
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.: n: v9 R6 P3 V  d/ |3 b
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
! G1 Z: y7 T. G8 |5 [What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
' _# z; b" x  T& L6 y0 jHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
2 |5 d4 b  a3 \3 ]! QWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny# S+ f& x+ v7 H! z3 E
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
7 j9 z+ G5 J9 R! g1 o# p( w, e5 zAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...5 X' b: m# B* O* J9 n5 ]8 y' c
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...' q* l) L0 ]) V# M' _
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 ; P7 b& }& e' k: t& ]1 _
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 % Z4 J1 ], {( s# V% j3 |& E* y" d
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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( U3 k+ C. Z; y" s/ }+ Q+ H赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 + |4 |3 ?  _  C' ?

$ j2 O1 P: V6 Z- E老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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