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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'. _3 a$ W% j5 Y8 K3 ^; `
The girl said: NO!'. l! X, B0 x& c
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
8 }1 x  ^/ s, }' {& k# mDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# F7 Q+ r3 c7 [/ J9 ?
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't# W4 s* o. {3 `* ?& `# [# x
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 m  v% u! m8 S( VAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- u6 Q0 C, A! FSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 c# Q3 |/ y! W; J4 I4 V3 kHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
' m9 q  h' A' xSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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The End
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鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 2 w6 ]* i6 I) t0 P( b
What does this story mean?

0 [; j  v& \1 \Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
& W1 u" g9 I0 P2 T+ ^Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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* h- k+ n  S4 E: i Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
Unmarried life is happy.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
8 W2 l- h2 `( l: K2 O; _What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
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Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny$ {" _1 s) T" W! F! ]* E5 u" _$ @
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...) g) D% K- W: ~* }4 o
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
5 h# x4 a" |4 nAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
( m( F+ y" N& H* z$ K& w) G. l/ LAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
鲜花(115) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
$ p, _$ P7 O$ g2 bWhat does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 & C# X2 V$ k! A' Q
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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3 q5 N4 h' t6 q2 `老杨的这句英文说的好
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. _0 m7 X8 d0 n5 ^( ~& m2 @4 MWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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