A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

/ ?9 _) {: Q6 [2 p5 ZThen the panda said "Hey!
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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& b) m$ Y8 ]) I1 N2 \: H"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
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sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


" R* \& L/ A% l; }! [2 ~* k' J" ^7 Q"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
; b/ s) J) s* Kleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
$ ^: N; S$ |7 {3 x觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

% l" V+ o2 `  `; H- q* ARight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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! O6 y' \! K; g; w$ V5 ]: eshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
, ], i7 D* W" s# y  T& F2 jleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
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9 W) t/ v2 F; h, Heats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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4 G$ X5 Q4 r4 ]" L: _2 a9 b3 f5 iold joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

1# 没心没肺
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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see