A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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Then the panda said "Hey!
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

$ @8 G7 _5 s' _, N"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
3 I: S% v! f6 S. vleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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' ^9 g2 H% Y7 h, A9 S) n不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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9 P* S5 E$ q. J) E9 b* ]shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
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2 o) B+ X- i# T, L$ O这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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7 G! \3 Z2 A0 d( }7 M" a" c, Ashoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
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$ {7 e; e4 t; d这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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eats, shoots, and leaves!

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Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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