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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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: S, n& I, w! d/ h3 uslept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
: `. G1 j4 v0 r) @. p! jto sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'/ ~& t( r( C, g" j7 F$ ~
5 }5 v7 s+ L4 y' U* Z8 y& H9 P w'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma( g$ ^/ `* K* w5 C
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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9 n B; k3 Q6 k- D% ^7 ]) I. }. [Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in% Z9 j$ X3 T4 a2 { R* P' R
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