Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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3 t0 U& ]7 a) P+ wWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
: g+ M& c  u5 y% \week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
0 \3 A) g" g' H( a6 r* ]8 E: D$ eI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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' H& [5 B* Z" O, Y& e: k$ {The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

; h( M; {' G+ w' @9 pThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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2 g+ u* r' U* p0 M. A9 dHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


; i% I6 w" M- D0 x7 G0 ZThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
/ s) Z, `* }: B1 c+ asmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........