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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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3 i" A+ m5 |, P5 l& C# j qWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
7 q- {5 R( F; N) A0 }- IPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
+ m* ?, s: e8 @; ]. P& r8 _9 P% Q" tweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
# _- E' I4 e1 p" q1 z( @9 _( e% @I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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% F0 s' U: S& ^; [" @) L0 W& V4 eThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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# `5 X8 N! c+ l% t e3 \& GThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.6 }# S5 Z* u7 M9 I
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?1 f$ v% ?3 y5 g# r5 @" Y2 M0 [
3 {; j5 k: w" e1 e! Z9 |He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why6 l" [" R. N" A C, X
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?' I0 n* I4 Z2 h6 L6 T/ @& V
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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