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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go6 v1 F% ~; C1 H0 g
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that: I' Z9 l- P* O4 F" ]& X
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a: V n( h7 o" ]6 J. \
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &3 o1 C+ [* U0 ]
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue7 n0 `2 e" k5 P- i" T3 v% ~" {) \
silk pajamas.'
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. l+ R9 I1 f5 {! pThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.( f3 t6 P- T+ F+ i( H# E
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?5 o6 |. c4 ?, w* i M# f0 F6 Y( f5 ^0 t
( z7 I; C R' a1 d: p4 {He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why$ L6 `- ` M" U1 A! H8 n
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?', `+ h J, k u/ o( {
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7 A' e0 E' F0 p1 O4 BThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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