Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
- h: t! I0 }7 _2 ]* {' dPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
2 ^/ a9 {9 ]. b2 J) W( KI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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0 ^0 z9 F6 j+ L5 qThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

3 A% C# n! Q. t% t1 u% v$ P8 xCut off his........