Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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5 l1 f5 {3 H2 X9 uWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
" Z* B& `7 K' t; cexactly what her husband asked.

/ F! B# R0 ^9 w  ~8 [The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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2 m" `2 @7 k9 ]The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

! V% J% a2 ~, k, P: DHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


" [- C' Q8 u- ]8 E! [' s& jThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

/ h0 g0 |1 D' S7 G: oCut off his........