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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 9 H/ Y$ H7 ]5 f4 Y, ]
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.1 u6 E% j0 I& J! u) n
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.) d4 a& Q# K: y$ P; s
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- ) e& k: E$ U& x" b5 y# U6 q+ }
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.7 e& n4 ]: @3 ], C% f
% V1 i1 O* g- g9 ?Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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! h: W. _ v+ [! VWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.& u# \6 f2 c9 z( t& {
m* c0 S/ J9 o5 f. d4 WCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..$ J( S$ @) \& E( k* ^) x
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. / A9 _7 T, ~( w) e' j
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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4 R# [: p- o2 f( h& ?/ I" dRinse conditioner off hair.6 p8 I* R+ w* g5 z& O4 a
& C4 ^6 f. [* `, p$ r; mShave armpits and legs.
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5 O' Y4 l8 J7 F2 h0 GTurn off shower.: O/ A4 F3 _# t0 p5 D& v( }' w
4 O' p* M1 W/ ZSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower./ b2 }% e/ { U `
! Y6 o% u+ g& s; |9 Z. [Spray mold spots with Tilex. , _* {8 y8 M8 {( f
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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( s9 l# y# v3 M. k& j# tWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ! X" ^ j1 w8 L4 i/ f
' t: H0 Y8 X! T; n7 OIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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( V. ~) _- c8 Q. r& i% Y0 ~2 EHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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$ o0 m/ M) X" v! ?) {" aWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. . u" M& |; F3 F- b* s- r7 Q; I* O
1 V; H& t; W4 v7 _* m4 zLook at your manly physique in the mirror. 4 u) j9 K- }# B V4 {1 _ m
6 ?% }+ Y7 Q- Q, T, S/ }! J: pAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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$ b, U% ~/ {. h* sGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. + n+ o% p( k$ I9 _
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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* |( n/ @2 r5 n/ @* {Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. . {0 c$ e4 d0 n8 L$ }( _
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 3 j. N$ ^1 T" w% M( K
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. : K3 A# B( ]# W
" Q+ Q/ o8 J4 cWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. # L5 _, J9 Z8 E) ?7 ~
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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7 K* s! o% _( @Partially dry off.0 v8 a( e7 x- ^7 f$ Y
6 V b6 |8 S; f# G% DFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. % p8 Z7 H6 O+ S7 k* l
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. 7 _' u# x* s) L
; E5 I* n; n) W+ }& f" O+ q: O" PLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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" m" L3 I/ i, N" {. b5 ^) B% q0 iReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. + O$ |9 b1 q6 b- A
5 D. z5 E+ Y3 |& `" U& kThrow wet towel on bed. 6 F8 K: e, y" P# R- ^" k9 `/ n3 l
+ Y( _1 D. _% i# Q9 d* K# iIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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