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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : & @$ V5 o! a6 R8 D7 a) t( B
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks." [! b( j! I: B) f. ]
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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3 L% t) o/ ~5 l4 \0 GIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.' T# f9 h% U' |5 F0 S
( y" B2 Y% E4 Z% K. RLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
, ^3 ?4 C, \: ymake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.; ~4 B, r, R- t+ D, U
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5 t P2 B8 V S% d
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 5 D2 i9 O" n0 u- b. S
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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0 N- r- u% i8 ^Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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% _& a. i# B$ {4 eWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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$ W5 b3 d- G' M( WRinse conditioner off hair.4 Z( H. ^& w2 A" {
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Shave armpits and legs.5 r+ ~) Y8 V$ i8 t
3 B; B! O' X; ?, G7 rTurn off shower., G2 p( d" L8 B5 o j" G6 q
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.9 |' E c3 L9 k7 H0 D
- |7 _+ n, f: vSpray mold spots with Tilex. ) b; ]& F" c7 L) G' C. {3 T
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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' J3 _( R: _" j, l2 }: RReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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6 G* M5 {$ ^6 U- _4 RHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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8 H) R3 s0 X. b0 w* |( NTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. & P' N& s" T. S6 l
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ( }. {% J. C, {: K4 n
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 5 _6 }" H. ^, x9 @1 r6 E& C6 @- O
7 X0 N9 _( @ M# ~- k |Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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2 x, J: b. P2 ^# g, E/ ^$ @Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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* ]4 [) v+ R; i& V/ `Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. ' J6 @; ]5 H% `6 C/ E
3 v: i/ S$ K* q5 AWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. & x% y/ \: | J9 ]2 Q! Z s' @
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Partially dry off.3 O8 N) t. z2 S! {
' I0 q* [& M. N8 A. }) J3 F' |( bFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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2 \! ]9 G9 O' @1 a& AAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 6 d" t0 Y: B: p" y/ i, I, ?' n- \2 C
) V# x( ]: s# c0 N1 gReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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2 ?- W+ p O3 K/ a5 iThrow wet towel on bed.
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, k# I2 c9 @( r6 ~3 I' C8 yIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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