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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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8 D5 w9 z8 d% S; M2 EIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
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% y8 w H8 R1 ?Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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: `! {. }$ ^$ i2 W, H& {# HWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. ; r, Q# w r: [3 ]$ h
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.- b7 _0 p6 {' Z# ^- G9 U1 }
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Shave armpits and legs.! L4 d8 \7 j A
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 2 {4 C- q$ {# H9 P5 K: I1 x
; j! k+ y$ t1 P2 P, v' |- t9 lGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 1 W& n6 a4 P; ^1 y% n
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: / b9 f6 q' K7 e% v6 H4 C$ I, F
: F4 E! c$ G* ]1 d, C- [$ XTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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3 ?: `1 e+ g3 }) OBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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. W* U9 C; N: g" uWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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0 M$ W8 e y- ?* U# nWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. i1 h J4 f( T/ N6 V9 H" i' y9 x
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 3 v. D4 F* a% I6 { a
' q) p+ Y, m$ P; CPartially dry off.0 C9 M6 N$ B$ b5 k6 W3 J: V
- V4 A. {+ E% a. w3 Z0 A6 ^Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. , q$ i+ `$ g& H0 ]% K. K
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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) T+ ^2 q. B, O: l h% iLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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: `" l. V: d5 p& VReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. / ^ \1 L5 c: U" V3 `
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$ p/ v9 V9 k. W, `$ |# a6 ]& [If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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