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Kids in Church2 I' ~) f- @) |2 \+ `& I" | w
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3-year-old Reese :5 A8 e9 Z' M3 _# }+ d
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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Amen."! T; [, ~* c8 D, l
* M! h2 d3 g u5 j! y1 oA little boy was overheard praying:$ x, P1 y1 A H' }
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,$ Q j1 G5 H% n/ x3 p" G
don't worry about it.
& x2 O. j0 o2 s6 y5 t$ n2 P/ cI'm having a real good time like I am."/ y) D; U4 U& H3 A- y
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After the christening of his baby brother! {8 H* N2 }9 m. J; q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home5 n7 ?& ]" K: l
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted0 i" Z. ?) Y0 Y5 v. K
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted) q+ t# V5 J U
to stay with you guys."
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2 C2 g- K7 E, ]% G* gOne particular four-year-old prayed,' e0 w, T: K% d! D- k
"And forgive us our trash baskets as$ A) I2 p0 \( y& Y+ ^: _
we forgive those who put trash in our
" `3 Q1 e X, H ?0 T) P; Y" gbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
# a! Z/ u" z8 a* r6 K; ~children as they were on the way to
; X. y1 `7 [' Z8 y" @7 @Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,, ]9 y5 K7 ^% ]- K
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for' c6 Q3 L. `! \3 R9 ~% A1 Y- c
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 s8 s3 h3 O7 y2 X0 Z5 u: Z6 }The boys began to argue over who would7 c9 g1 i+ C# S, [
get the first pancake.
0 U% w' w7 Q7 e1 J- G1 |* ~, hTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
9 @8 l# f7 m1 T$ y6 `moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ e: Q' v8 c/ Q* Z9 E/ n3 h" }would say, 'Let my brother have the
; {7 [0 j2 B$ g2 r+ Jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
/ y" y# K# ]9 o2 d7 l6 p' t7 dKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ G6 }- C5 [0 a% e5 [: e" msaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"9 _8 k1 k- d. i# x. ]1 T# i# [9 l( |
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A father was at the beach with his children5 g: w+ w6 j! ]7 ?3 ^( ?% B. \5 u) `
when the four-year-old son ran up to him, \4 B, {* P9 G& U% d' P
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: [7 O5 A* [7 \, ^* ^/ Wwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% i" q$ W5 t$ J( X U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ o& c2 c, l+ j& F! a"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.2 f, \% W3 O6 b. b) g
The boy thought a moment and then said,& T/ M. u- S3 y# {+ r
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! Z; s' u+ W. t; G9 }8 ~At the table, she turned to their six-year-old7 \ b/ O8 K9 s3 C$ \
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
) |) a5 ^( k; a2 L, C( O4 A" y$ Nblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- i5 X1 }" } ggirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."& `5 r* n& Y" K% x! Z# Y
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head' G( u' f% G$ T: f1 U# o6 S
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these- [4 B+ M+ L+ z" q- |3 }
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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- i7 S0 ]2 Z# C5 r9 [% APeace, love and happines! |
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