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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
% k# J& Q' E& n j* P"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,& ]- V" p4 @! | g
Harold is his name.7 k% K, \ r# E7 g- P% P% H2 P
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:/ V3 s# Y% q( E
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
H8 u+ ^4 |! i) X7 v; M% \don't worry about it.
1 q% t2 w9 o* U& d0 ~I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
6 \! U0 d( q2 {) G% Pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 k" z; V& l+ C; s/ u+ \
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
2 Z+ ~. D1 ~, \: |/ ?6 |8 ehim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
K) w' h# `. G& G& P( dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
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7 O5 L& B5 u4 ]3 s( s5 ZOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 [ m3 S# ?, A8 ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
( r- s* @5 A6 R3 ~3 q' uwe forgive those who put trash in our+ P7 b+ `4 y4 }2 p
baskets."$ c+ Z1 t5 S; D* }
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A Sunday school teacher asked her3 D& O a+ q/ H' H2 Q( K1 G
children as they were on the way to/ F+ `% y, G2 T2 D$ d% a% V
Church service, "and why is it necessary; I2 O& g+ N3 r# J+ C0 y
to be quiet in Church?"
/ P. Y: N, b, KOne bright little girl replied,
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& p1 A" C; y2 S, PA mother was preparing pancakes for
( |7 E' {- N/ c( @# T1 P2 ^her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 B! C1 U# u& A0 Q" V. [5 f
The boys began to argue over who would
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He) w7 i! o) b9 N- b3 y
would say, 'Let my brother have the7 v' _% g7 y2 m. F7 A; Z
first pancake, I can wait' ."- B/ ?% T& Q2 g6 r
Kevin turned to his younger brother and6 a h; N# M( F' U0 O* S% w
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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9 t4 I, a7 ?% I9 a: Q6 dA father was at the beach with his children
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' `9 M6 l+ F, Jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. ~2 w6 }5 t4 H" p# r* p) k7 Z
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.7 G4 \! o/ E8 ^! ]' O- v" s
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.( Q5 }) r# I5 ]5 K- `
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
+ J; P \7 P/ |; ~ N, m+ c" MThe boy thought a moment and then said,
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! I0 f# b/ F! ^A wife invited some people to dinner.
/ \/ }4 j5 K8 I0 j" i1 M. e% xAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old. x1 c: q W4 \0 r& q
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the% I/ n$ H: \2 M1 _/ Z) K9 `
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 c" D3 E& _; g' z8 ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
: u( b$ ~% K( x5 _; G7 QThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"
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9 r1 s3 d9 A: u" G% y# \" z+ QCheers!!!3 U6 K }. N' n# N3 Y# Z! Y' ]8 V5 a# c3 j
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Peace, love and happines! |
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