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Kids in Church
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' i8 d& g, B, I3-year-old Reese :
6 ^* v3 G0 C. e# E6 ["Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
9 Q6 C, G& n" e6 \# ^$ LHarold is his name.
! K; H" m5 E0 b' K3 pAmen."7 X1 ^0 x) u) G9 o1 ~- K2 L# j
3 M6 P. `- H7 h$ A* V5 p1 JA little boy was overheard praying:' b& C3 X$ F& R1 A+ N. ]# Q% G
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy," ~6 C5 B$ H1 u# }- V
don't worry about it.. h( A# H; G: \, c
I'm having a real good time like I am."* @! }4 r0 Z! `# q. @" v e# \
: _7 f/ \2 d8 G" S2 ^& oAfter the christening of his baby brother, g6 m/ |! [$ H) F& Q% N C
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; ^( W0 i: a$ h! W& v9 t
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
; H$ z2 }: C/ a, P( U; [9 Q6 vhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the* A" f9 r" R$ g: }0 t0 L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ L( C1 f$ k+ u% ]/ c% R" ous broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
8 j8 E) A$ V8 q6 }& m' |9 R) W7 Qto stay with you guys."
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9 o/ }# A6 p) h1 E7 Z+ YOne particular four-year-old prayed,
( c2 F6 {# I7 v: V5 ?"And forgive us our trash baskets as' K0 }0 `- w7 s* Y
we forgive those who put trash in our
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, B, z% ~% s$ d! nA Sunday school teacher asked her
* S) t5 L0 m) d/ Q7 G, tchildren as they were on the way to
6 ]/ h# V% J" G6 [7 Z+ } m$ V eChurch service, "and why is it necessary
, W1 f0 A, {7 l F, U" e8 [to be quiet in Church?"
- i0 c& f& c- A A0 W* G2 |" l' SOne bright little girl replied,
1 ?: X+ A6 ?7 C; k& g, x; a# e"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for. M2 e* R7 c* ~' a. M/ ]& r
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ p% X& Q* N4 H3 P8 P% DThe boys began to argue over who would
" p$ G2 Z4 q. l! f; D3 K+ E8 tget the first pancake.: {1 t0 L( }7 H8 ]2 _. f
Their mother saw the opportunity for a5 U8 C( z8 F$ I/ S6 h# C
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 Z, v& m; H9 f. W9 ~
would say, 'Let my brother have the
) j! ~% U" ?5 q, ?9 U: n1 ~5 i! rfirst pancake, I can wait' ."2 x4 v: a' W* j3 o/ d
Kevin turned to his younger brother and) k6 V5 V* E5 X) c: Z; }
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"* c# `0 D' X4 ]" Q( ^
' ]. x/ u) t$ G! s/ p3 _- U: S. qA father was at the beach with his children1 q9 h& V8 j* G1 t1 u
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,' M+ d& y5 @) \# P* t" O
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
8 y' U6 p; y3 Z1 C, mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
# g: r& D" r4 o7 {/ P"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* E5 P9 y- r* H' R9 i; B# w"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 x+ {- X3 a% S, v* YThe boy thought a moment and then said,
& t+ X! M$ k9 f, G6 E" k: G7 m"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.; @4 x) q; u d) g7 C( p4 Z, g
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old" A& ?3 n4 f! ^- G) @9 w
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
/ `+ T+ y% s s; k0 ~& oblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The3 R$ S# C1 @9 J6 }: J
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
. v& U7 V8 A6 r5 X7 j+ ]: RThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
# s! J- @* c5 E! k4 g& w8 Uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these) ^) ?) p4 W |" K
people to dinner?"# F1 b) h/ P+ G+ m, N9 M! A
# |+ X$ i3 j7 k! c3 ^7 G& UCheers!!!
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& S3 q" i; R6 O) J0 gPeace, love and happines! |
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