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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
% W9 e- s! ?5 y/ t1 B"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,, l2 ?' h, K" X6 Z1 E( ^8 D8 q- `4 N
Harold is his name.' o( }. n9 |) b6 S' p; E
Amen."3 ?$ J3 s6 k E6 k2 d2 h4 }4 }
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A little boy was overheard praying:' O1 }7 u. j& E! @/ v' k; f
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 V5 w" Q" K: F. s* r. Z T, y
don't worry about it.
/ J2 m7 X; V) ~3 NI'm having a real good time like I am."9 A( j% J" g7 W; V
% O: v: \ G+ X, D0 G% J" sAfter the christening of his baby brother
# j5 {6 K, r4 Win church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. K9 f- L& L8 ?; b) e7 Lin the back seat of the car. His father asked, G+ y, F/ R" u
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the2 s- b2 r. {9 Y, }
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted2 K8 i% m5 ^- I
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted5 u" F# D v" ]0 h
to stay with you guys."
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. S$ a7 I% Z( I1 B, t. AOne particular four-year-old prayed,
$ \* u* f Q) P) l"And forgive us our trash baskets as
6 {9 Q0 f* {; Hwe forgive those who put trash in our
% N7 a1 Y9 B( K }1 }8 Tbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her, V i! {$ e3 Q8 e1 F) P; ?- y% A/ t
children as they were on the way to
+ G6 ?7 ]+ o! uChurch service, "and why is it necessary
; i0 B/ [$ {7 f( W. Fto be quiet in Church?"
5 l* V* P1 \% ]9 Q# z8 F0 ~" H* \One bright little girl replied,
7 Q6 e, _& l8 p. `7 E( B, b"Because people are sleeping."% ^9 O. S' q: e/ T
& ]0 i1 ]& W& U+ K6 H: eA mother was preparing pancakes for/ G D: z2 v: X7 V4 D0 d5 h
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 H0 j1 E* E! W& MThe boys began to argue over who would$ u% i! S0 {4 x' T) R3 F1 I
get the first pancake.
& p* R: A/ Z1 i, v* l" I' kTheir mother saw the opportunity for a! l, y* A) p4 H0 G
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He4 I2 w, i+ _, u1 `. Y s$ W
would say, 'Let my brother have the
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# Q1 k |: W% g( y, h9 h6 D0 n# A$ F* sKevin turned to his younger brother and
6 w9 l# O$ l( [3 [! u7 R( M& Bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"- P0 Q6 g/ a5 ?; d# }: M% |4 L9 Q
, s7 ~1 l0 s; C& ~0 [9 g. v5 VA father was at the beach with his children
% @7 c0 H9 ?- ^! Bwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,; ]: C& ^' U, w6 P% B
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; V1 g6 \4 c- z! C" b6 ?
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
) M. J' p/ c/ U( x"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
& M, ?# x7 u/ q2 E$ Y, i"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.. F. C! x/ {* V( @8 G& v
The boy thought a moment and then said,
* q- J2 r& l& T, C. D1 ~- o"Did God throw him back down?"% y4 f: v* F2 N2 C' _4 B
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! z& j/ A: v$ R- N7 A7 aAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: d+ w) l' [$ ^, O( g3 r+ Z+ }3 Jdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
^+ \7 q$ n7 Z; A9 |blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The- `1 h+ a; r! P
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% P0 z6 g* m1 v4 [, w+ y1 Y2 y/ fThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ \' a" _5 E& z: t& }) M
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these, o( H6 _+ p: ?' \" @% H* ^% u) }
people to dinner?"3 D9 T- N. x1 q; {9 ]( l2 E2 v
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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