可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
9 B' {' c; F8 m- @7 {% S- }Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ y' f% b9 b7 x3 D3 E- idon't worry about it.
$ j# N. I, r8 ?. V! MI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 ^! ?( d# W* Y0 k& n& jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
6 P" t- Y6 C5 Ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
# `7 C+ _  t9 x" U4 N$ I/ V" K7 Gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 I. h& l# S5 f6 ]( Owe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
& O( c# l; m- j5 e% x7 E% MChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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! @+ D+ l, X7 W1 _0 x! c* GOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

4 q& @' Y7 }: r, ~1 M% C. Z' m) S+ Y6 HA mother was preparing pancakes for
6 o% l) W# j% F5 a, v; g$ xher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
# }+ f7 ]3 K* O6 n/ r6 aget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
9 Q+ |8 ~4 |- i' Q0 jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
. B+ `+ L+ g9 y( y8 D1 kKevin turned to his younger brother and
5 F+ Y, K2 Z2 ~( [said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
4 L( [, r' w# a1 s( Agrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
$ B1 N) M# }5 }, ~where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! r- ~1 U  U; |- }( W, i4 N) A% @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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+ {( f3 B5 L8 @: m  M% r0 ]A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 U1 {8 O; F$ ]6 M/ Qdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
" t$ t, \1 d, I8 ]; M' i- ?blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
9 a5 T& w, H% m9 Ugirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
$ l2 u* F+ E0 V7 j* Q" wand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ Q2 W$ r$ ]/ D( q% ?. V& kpeople to dinner?"
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9 R: w% Y6 v5 O6 P8 cCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
% f* C5 O+ B; ?; H6 H/ rVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; z! _* b+ ]6 Oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' F. J. \3 Q& c% t5 E% sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; z6 Z5 M$ J$ U"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 B; z4 ?( h; A/ v7 ~My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 F  ?* `" h" U1 |$ u; V9 j. NI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% z* d$ R) B  s* C* u% P8 N6 gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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3 e$ ?1 y6 s9 v3 V8 a+ xha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' @' T2 J! Y3 u: W  h( `, ?0 zRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ l% b5 C8 S; f& X" A"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

4 i+ c5 \# G9 oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
' T  o' k- r3 X  f6 B; {5 {, h
* B# {; }8 X2 q/ a& z% Y  Y/ ?. @Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ [, e* ^4 u1 a& x7 B"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& y7 r; u* X! n. P# F2 S1 P' QMy boy's eyes turned ...

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2 O; l' ^( P$ ~; {# r7 Y' HThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby