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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :0 P* l$ b  w' H
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
' K) J4 `1 n8 \8 p7 SHarold is his name.
; f7 Q5 s$ U* y+ lAmen."
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0 v+ x' q/ B8 q+ M/ V" a: z" gA little boy was overheard praying:
+ j1 s! G3 b; V) Y* u"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. Z9 g6 T: A' Y# e# x8 bdon't worry about it.' ]8 r0 n; m4 R7 }
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother) U% q, Z* E) }9 j- S8 m0 @+ r
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
9 d4 }% u/ ^6 ]9 a+ e3 @in the back seat of the car. His father asked9 v9 j" h+ u6 [
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
' g' H" [+ ~) ~+ I" `boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ S2 K  L8 T" |  z+ x
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted. I+ V3 z$ b! U
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,( e% j; H; X- U8 O* d
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ o* i4 g' g+ Q2 W3 hwe forgive those who put trash in our
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5 T' c/ j# Z* QA Sunday school teacher asked her2 Y. q6 f8 U6 l4 m3 ?
children as they were on the way to2 o4 f, K  |3 m- Q0 H
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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! `9 ]" t. d8 w9 _& E  YOne bright little girl replied,& a  H: C) h1 |
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
+ _. E2 {2 L# _/ R. y1 Nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.! P5 B; a  u0 o1 r
The boys began to argue over who would
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Their mother saw the opportunity for a% s0 y; z, b" |% j
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' k  T  K; r! a, O& v# \. c% |would say, 'Let my brother have the
( S; j9 c5 z( q- S- u- U+ hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
8 [7 c4 t' D* i! u. P+ EKevin turned to his younger brother and8 P- U  X$ Z, u! ?
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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( H# X% J1 ?. C; j7 h" B! b; YA father was at the beach with his children
; Z' V+ k. @2 B! {" q. i9 s/ H3 t" W7 xwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# N( v4 s7 g: Zgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
9 _- C% h, {' g! L/ l. mwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 o9 }8 O2 {) A9 l  N; E3 k. ["Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
& H( \* I3 x7 o7 _, }' O" z8 r; L5 H"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
" o" j7 Z$ X0 a' Y2 h. c. G, Q: _The boy thought a moment and then said,
! B6 g1 Z: n( b: F' v6 J2 y"Did God throw him back down?"/ a: E- m# a( t7 W5 |$ `5 w% e/ C, v

0 |: t' ^5 ^+ H: w% l  uA wife invited some people to dinner.
( w% R8 A1 ^. Q4 H5 e5 |* T6 XAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
# ]$ {8 d8 u  x* @/ ~4 e) Kdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
5 c$ l$ k. M6 u0 y( z" c3 m4 t3 Ublessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The4 Q4 ?; l' |+ @! k6 H
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 B: D9 i+ o7 j$ [4 Y! pThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head7 N, i! h+ X, Q! `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 p, D& Y! y2 D* h
people to dinner?"2 t( A" o# N& D7 c

3 ^: v* I/ Q4 @* O0 e2 d6 \0 XCheers!!!
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& s( o; h; K& F% [" rPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 . H1 n3 l; |8 a1 m/ C( l, [4 G8 a
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.& O3 E1 {. o) h$ `9 i
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
& f* {6 I0 G+ K9 ?: A# bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
5 K1 e# i: J6 M" j/ `( kI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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- S5 C6 Z% e2 ?$ J' g, ^aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 2 f0 _& M3 a, r# O8 _) j" ?# L& N
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 Q# _/ n9 |- n3 Q% c"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 k/ n- J% l9 K' m* ]# ]My boy's eyes turned ...
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  z7 X6 F0 e- N好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 0 Q7 S6 M, d3 R- H2 i$ ]# [

( N1 [. _0 x2 F$ A* t' Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 |% T  l: N) M/ f/ d5 z

: D/ }+ j) W7 @1 T: l8 ^Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 J/ V+ {! o+ \4 r& G"Don't be selfish!" I said.
4 a" y# S. B3 h& w7 _My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ b5 u6 q/ y9 k"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 a# F; [8 P4 r' @$ z) C4 LMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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