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Kids in Church) c& \/ w. f$ p& A6 ^: W. [
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3-year-old Reese :3 J! i ?% X, @! h& Z0 ]+ Q: n
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,+ ]. ~, y, D0 N) Q1 m" ^
Harold is his name.
" ~# Y& L( \9 d( m& K. rAmen."1 Y- @2 M; @9 E9 N- b$ n& j
% Z9 k& C5 F7 I' [, CA little boy was overheard praying:
# v& w1 q! T D) P% E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 C0 \$ G. s b% e! Y! l; t7 xdon't worry about it.. v5 W+ Z: g* i9 ]; n/ R9 N
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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& r8 v4 G- Z2 x/ ^7 Z2 g& `After the christening of his baby brother
' }4 @ F+ Z. |! x0 n4 [/ |in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; V o2 F& V. e' `) ^0 z- {: l4 b2 N' Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ p. r* n8 n' fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the# d- t' ]6 O8 ~1 {
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 m. [5 |+ l) b! k9 o/ d3 \2 W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted/ @% z# d# l1 i V
to stay with you guys."
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: r1 T8 K3 O; a b& UOne particular four-year-old prayed,6 }; @6 L6 U: d+ G
"And forgive us our trash baskets as& C6 }5 m2 L) S6 W. Q
we forgive those who put trash in our
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A Sunday school teacher asked her" V9 A! L( D. p7 F& \# D* o' C
children as they were on the way to
: Q' c5 F1 ~0 N# a' \6 uChurch service, "and why is it necessary) X( q) E; p* L3 |
to be quiet in Church?"
9 o% R% w$ A/ d- FOne bright little girl replied,+ X' f. i2 e3 {. z3 s/ \
"Because people are sleeping."& |, }* N' a/ @$ Z! r* m. a; |
+ c! F- N' I% ~6 A6 B) aA mother was preparing pancakes for+ q6 I4 H: T1 O$ {- I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
1 P) U% b' l/ }1 E BThe boys began to argue over who would
# f* r4 `7 H# u8 c# \1 f) zget the first pancake./ b k* ~, a2 p* @
Their mother saw the opportunity for a# _5 o2 A1 E' t! g5 n
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 Y5 J1 r/ {2 y3 v# n7 a1 A* ywould say, 'Let my brother have the! B3 r- \0 A8 j: h$ `$ c
first pancake, I can wait' ."
( v' n, ?! B% K9 \% s& M9 yKevin turned to his younger brother and2 n1 L( O1 G V! D% Q
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
) \5 C: g0 q; y& ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# `+ r7 N7 {6 [# a0 mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* [* k( ?* ~" F9 K$ W) p# [where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ A$ A" I: S* B"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' @* q) d d1 b! [$ @"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! u; \% N- x; e4 S+ K$ f
The boy thought a moment and then said,( e) z v3 K% w v& T1 @/ \3 E
"Did God throw him back down?"
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' [4 b; b( s$ w6 j, IA wife invited some people to dinner.
' @. @. G$ @3 H( U1 OAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: D) `& v. M% N, w* Udaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. F0 h+ o/ p) X" z$ kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# Z+ `( ^' E& X) f agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.". C2 K$ J: C& N+ o! |# }' h
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 X# V, D/ B) V( Y, e; D) Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
7 v( c6 `$ B; U6 ?- E0 P' Opeople to dinner?"( w2 ]- z w8 E' }; u) X
; R L' A+ F( X2 R8 sCheers!!!& Z1 m- K+ p% k' b
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Peace, love and happines! |
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