可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
- E; n0 ^: v( [  f  _/ FHarold is his name.
- c9 D4 z* S2 T3 BAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
$ `# j5 y1 t; Q) N7 i' @5 p"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. f* J) W: {. A: V4 n  Qdon't worry about it.
- L% j' T7 x# C9 ^I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
, B% M4 }; `, C$ w# _' h; i2 Tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
. s. s) C! c7 K0 f, B6 M2 [& ius broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

1 F" M% y$ z; g8 y2 C+ L" I% B) |4 IOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 a* x" h  b0 ]7 K5 m6 I+ I. |we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

7 z5 D- z# @, ^3 IA Sunday school teacher asked her
# A& m' W3 c+ E" f- j. Lchildren as they were on the way to
  A! ]6 ^% b+ _( y5 f/ ]Church service, "and why is it necessary
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- \9 q" \- F  n3 ~# qOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
& G8 ?* k4 j. O" G, A9 s3 Bher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
( p0 M7 ^" o4 k$ a5 J! |7 O  Mget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
1 [9 e, A" H- Z8 r  W2 o4 Nmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
1 X, y- l4 t1 p5 T8 k2 K: }would say, 'Let my brother have the
; _1 a5 p8 C8 `" x: ]first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
/ W8 j. B3 w" R2 r6 @2 j0 b& G& lsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
* X5 {8 |* _  n' Z3 W  I$ {  Lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 Z) p* f5 e# l! M3 Vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
0 Q1 Z5 {1 [) G) G0 o; s"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ L# n# y& q" _5 C( A+ E  }"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

: ]7 V: S2 L3 ^$ x' {  s* v* NA wife invited some people to dinner.
+ u4 h0 m0 Y3 `  RAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: _9 L6 Z' Z9 F" J8 L/ Edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 a/ B' B- a5 M$ B) Rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, c: Q1 e6 U( ]The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
. `2 B- E% B/ ]; e4 l5 fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

$ V- ~' J( F& }( M% y2 Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ P3 X" d- i% z8 o2 J' eRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) m) e7 l& P* L9 E- ?) I. LMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
, f4 g8 c7 w" @" f, M$ l$ V1 ZI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 X6 j0 y' A: a7 g+ J- _1 S, jMy boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' O& e" T/ q& {8 [, ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
6 `' o0 G) \5 E& ?6 Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
# v, p' R; C' _, @My boy's eyes turned ...

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. s. F! p0 R! G' {5 c6 \. o/ U' Q1 |. m8 Y& tAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 Y5 z6 v; S4 Qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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* W5 V5 m0 x& E: ?( a: [: SThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby