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Kids in Church

. e' _. p9 {/ b$ `4 Y1 L7 G3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
( P- G) |1 ?9 {Harold is his name.
1 I$ D7 Q  w9 J) e1 VAmen."
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2 x' c# ?9 ?5 {$ d1 G5 M) XA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

8 V& \8 Z  c$ X3 FAfter the christening of his baby brother
1 P( W9 U, ?' W8 Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
5 W2 F2 m  ]& ~/ k( Y' E. M7 Gin the back seat of the car. His father asked
, w( g2 C8 f4 S! `8 j! A7 M/ ?/ J9 ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
( U; W0 j" y' ^" E( O9 Bboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) b+ k' L2 Y; _  a; w  ^6 mus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."

' J- a' h. b+ j- DOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
& p$ C" L* R6 P* ^we forgive those who put trash in our
  q. h" |% e( J% m6 L2 A, K, [baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
  v" S9 u# y, J3 j/ ?children as they were on the way to
7 I. }8 N5 G1 |* C* U( d/ AChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
" B. w5 g0 e' L"Because people are sleeping."

4 W" u& v) K; B9 y' OA mother was preparing pancakes for
- r' t6 d/ s# Y; Sher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
4 S) y# _- Y0 u, T0 U) n) @! _5 ^Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
/ d( j! J1 r5 ~5 M. gwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
9 m( @/ P  F2 ~; B4 |Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

) i( |* e0 r8 V/ j. P+ sA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
" R, N1 j4 r; a- c) `where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" d4 v$ v: f# U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
3 s0 ~8 ?4 ^; v# A/ R! ^# h& d' u' A6 r" L"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
, V/ f: {, B# |& GAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( B5 T3 o1 x1 V5 H( S0 rblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 z& }. R- r5 G7 Zand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 x# \8 Y6 a- L: s0 d( g, r6 \people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ x, ?) f4 D6 L4 x) y% Y) ~# `8 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
  ?/ _) ^, I! O. p% `7 n"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 ^7 H% V. b" w+ L. n2 ~& ]My boy's eyes turned ...

1 c4 }9 B- ?8 i1 G; D好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

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7 r; a" Q* s6 Y: u5 i) @ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) @9 j2 h8 u: n/ O' C! g1 rRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! ?9 b: e) m- Y+ n  o% q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
, U# {! S" K9 k& HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 ~; p* i" n* k) l  D3 z( Xaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
- \+ y, m' n. Q* z* }
" Z, _3 r# {. y' yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
9 N- o% o2 s2 d5 q! fMy boy's eyes turned ...

$ {* T9 f' V( B- j, x( U+ ?Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby