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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church) c& \/ w. f$ p& A6 ^: W. [
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3-year-old Reese :3 J! i  ?% X, @! h& Z0 ]+ Q: n
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,+ ]. ~, y, D0 N) Q1 m" ^
Harold is his name.
" ~# Y& L( \9 d( m& K. rAmen."1 Y- @2 M; @9 E9 N- b$ n& j

% Z9 k& C5 F7 I' [, CA little boy was overheard praying:
# v& w1 q! T  D) P% E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
9 C0 \$ G. s  b% e! Y! l; t7 xdon't worry about it.. v5 W+ Z: g* i9 ]; n/ R9 N
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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& r8 v4 G- Z2 x/ ^7 Z2 g& `After the christening of his baby brother
' }4 @  F+ Z. |! x0 n4 [/ |in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
; V  o2 F& V. e' `) ^0 z- {: l4 b2 N' Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
+ p. r* n8 n' fhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the# d- t' ]6 O8 ~1 {
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted9 m. [5 |+ l) b! k9 o/ d3 \2 W
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted/ @% z# d# l1 i  V
to stay with you guys."
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: r1 T8 K3 O; a  b& UOne particular four-year-old prayed,6 }; @6 L6 U: d+ G
"And forgive us our trash baskets as& C6 }5 m2 L) S6 W. Q
we forgive those who put trash in our
3 q) t: y) {  X* k& N; kbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her" V9 A! L( D. p7 F& \# D* o' C
children as they were on the way to
: Q' c5 F1 ~0 N# a' \6 uChurch service, "and why is it necessary) X( q) E; p* L3 |
to be quiet in Church?"
9 o% R% w$ A/ d- FOne bright little girl replied,+ X' f. i2 e3 {. z3 s/ \
"Because people are sleeping."& |, }* N' a/ @$ Z! r* m. a; |

+ c! F- N' I% ~6 A6 B) aA mother was preparing pancakes for+ q6 I4 H: T1 O$ {- I
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
1 P) U% b' l/ }1 E  BThe boys began to argue over who would
# f* r4 `7 H# u8 c# \1 f) zget the first pancake./ b  k* ~, a2 p* @
Their mother saw the opportunity for a# _5 o2 A1 E' t! g5 n
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 Y5 J1 r/ {2 y3 v# n7 a1 A* ywould say, 'Let my brother have the! B3 r- \0 A8 j: h$ `$ c
first pancake, I can wait' ."
( v' n, ?! B% K9 \% s& M9 yKevin turned to his younger brother and2 n1 L( O1 G  V! D% Q
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
) \5 C: g0 q; y& ?when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
# `+ r7 N7 {6 [# a0 mgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
* [* k( ?* ~" F9 K$ W) p# [where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ A$ A" I: S* B"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' @* q) d  d1 b! [$ @"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.! u; \% N- x; e4 S+ K$ f
The boy thought a moment and then said,( e) z  v3 K% w  v& T1 @/ \3 E
"Did God throw him back down?"
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' [4 b; b( s$ w6 j, IA wife invited some people to dinner.
' @. @. G$ @3 H( U1 OAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
: D) `& v. M% N, w* Udaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. F0 h+ o/ p) X" z$ kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
# Z+ `( ^' E& X) f  agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say.". C2 K$ J: C& N+ o! |# }' h
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 X# V, D/ B) V( Y, e; D) Aand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
7 v( c6 `$ B; U6 ?- E0 P' Opeople to dinner?"( w2 ]- z  w8 E' }; u) X

; R  L' A+ F( X2 R8 sCheers!!!& Z1 m- K+ p% k' b
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 # e* S  S2 B" \4 [! J
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

. ?4 U+ ~0 R) S0 ?4 W6 m# Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 K8 [$ j. H$ |4 M; v" j" ]
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." e: w- M6 X" [4 p- b- w" J
"Don't be selfish!" I said.% d- b( Y5 Q6 c7 ]8 l$ A
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ X" s7 P' ^. i( PI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 5 P0 @5 ^) ~8 E

# \4 z7 P; ^0 g$ G. faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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' J5 c9 [- M% T+ z, Z' \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& b1 k& L7 \. e% }"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 C8 t) b' D0 @My boy's eyes turned ...

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7 e; s* h; g3 O4 m  V好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

" \9 D- @; C% w8 `  w! lha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 + |) H! C: m. y4 ^
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( X9 |5 t% H1 {- c) n  b

) Z6 q* X5 @4 M# B' S7 cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
# x: l7 Y  B  G7 i. `( C* T"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ E& ]% t# ]7 z+ iMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 , T! u' j! ^7 E
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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0 u. I) Z& u: W' o1 L' KRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ E: p4 M! N/ [( t# }- _& t6 G1 I* V"Don't be selfish!" I said.; S5 ]! k3 r. y. Z3 a* r3 U- M
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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