2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
) L4 f' F8 c2 I$ U1 W8 `: vYou have 2 cows，
* A; A7 a1 b% L' }+ Z  f5 |You give one to your neighbour.
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) X( w% x% S! P/ O" f  \COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


: e$ ^) C: c: p1 LFASCISM法西斯主义
' S& p% I% c! V- Z: `$ I; rYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

- @% Z. D' t  e8 y6 Q! }" MNAZISM纳粹主义
5 M2 a8 G# I# B0 C0 a. c  \You have 2 cows，
/ {. ~+ G5 S- n; ]The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
) E2 b. P- P; @2 Q% v; }You have 2 cows，
+ e7 m/ T+ Z0 B) @% ^$ k, rThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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$ ~& ^$ |& \. C5 \0 NTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 m) T; ~2 K9 N) q0 vYou sell them and retire on the income.

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