2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
) e, m& ~! t% p, iYou give one to your neighbour.

: |4 U( L8 N+ J) s, \# ~$ `COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
$ j. U" i. n! v, T% u! OThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
1 N; |4 m3 ^; a  d  yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

5 }; T# O3 C) Y, \5 M3 R0 z; C5 n* K; mNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
+ W6 i5 T7 q. }( e+ |/ i, V4 l5 fThe State takes both and shoots u.

- B# Q2 u! G7 ]BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
* b: W( K1 d. ]5 |# d) j# fThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
$ c8 H& A8 w1 G- H. lYou have 2 cows，
! U! m$ L9 v0 n$ o5 _You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
. w. ^: {. P3 X8 I5 R5 GYou sell them and retire on the income.

5 Z) k% v5 ~* P/ `3 w下面还有好多好多呢