2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
5 P, `( E; [: e! O/ O3 T" HYou have 2 cows，
! V4 o5 F: H5 e6 u/ Q3 F2 \; OThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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! f! i* ?' A. Y' {2 A" m5 a: XFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
8 N# Q3 }+ j4 U& s* YThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
/ d1 j0 w3 I6 o, l" V  cThe State takes both and shoots u.
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! S0 {* c, h* s+ pBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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+ j3 ~* s4 P% f4 g: c" B* KTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
( [" R+ ^4 h/ z6 [4 ?" iYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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