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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash: r0 r% c& Q$ v$ Z1 K
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html: u; k: m6 j/ P
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The Man Song
" e( `% C7 H" A9 Q by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.. k! ?/ |3 {7 p1 Q
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
( @ }( y9 M+ h'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* w& _. Q7 }0 S) T4 W3 S
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home., S6 o1 m& Y) I V4 V' C/ B
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.( {1 ?- G2 L" M% h% V6 H
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.5 b% E7 b" t$ A i5 V) }
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- T# S* {* \* Q( b7 {. H2 a' U'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 e- `* F, ~) `4 C6 o
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.9 C9 m( f5 N! @* r
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
; @8 h, _4 B" [+ H9 U2 nAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.+ T8 E; v& U6 r$ a3 F- m; ~7 j
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
0 x3 K, Z% y# a, R1 i, q: UAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.0 m9 r7 f$ q+ v2 r7 c. F
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: r, b: ]4 I* O2 NBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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