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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song y. T' ?; U0 {% a- n
by Sean Morey p( A' o* ^) J3 X
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.7 \- P" g# Q3 B$ V$ ~
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
$ Y7 D- Y# _2 `7 F# V'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* d' k# E! `: k1 ?1 t2 R. V
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.) q6 I& N. c9 J2 `0 E2 D
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
! b- B) L+ a" E6 X) j9 UAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) u5 d0 e# \0 D; ~5 V% `The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. Y9 ~: b9 L' k1 T1 ]: T2 w
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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7 j) n. G |. t1 [- d+ j. iAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
5 n' q* t* K8 d/ E, G* v0 b |( y4 u'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
9 E! q; u' y# s! x; DAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.! {- g5 N' p/ U0 {* g! f- _2 S# n) D
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.# L2 \8 p3 S; G8 |
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! {9 I7 w1 P# NAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ v$ T& |" {! F2 A I: }Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.5 @$ @3 R# @3 X. s& I
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 [, K! l9 I7 t+ a A/ x$ }9 v% J' y
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