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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash5 T" }1 U$ y/ ^
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# D2 P0 s% @" q& z( i* |: C: U+ p' p
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The Man Song
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7 y( ]' n. h" L9 L' OI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
4 _! ~' n- l4 X8 U5 |9 A+ A* QI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 9 N6 U. y+ E9 M' \0 A
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- e5 I i4 {2 Q) [! a# E$ I) b
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
6 h* v2 g) K0 L$ {And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 G- x6 F$ X5 i: T. q |
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.+ S, E& Z$ a6 c
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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% \0 g$ p. p; DAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want." l7 `! L5 p' O4 Q7 H6 }
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.! i6 r. M' a5 l' t% o* k
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.. T3 T, s7 b7 q9 q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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5 @; D# C- z$ {( z( LAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: D4 E" P' `6 w2 g
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 v9 R' x5 A9 A: ]! R- u) Q% y5 c% J
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
9 I* A, M8 [4 [5 R! Q0 CBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 8 x5 F5 Q* W* E$ S1 I
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