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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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: ^) c. t) {3 ^ qThe Man Song
! l9 A" [! y, P by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
5 q3 B3 m/ W1 q; L6 ?3 d; mI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ) C' G' A9 P: e( F: T& N
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".# ^1 K' p" m: u* s4 H: G1 B6 ^
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
0 B! D8 V9 G+ {' Y+ @9 ~$ sAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
' b' K7 Y0 x3 s' _+ pThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
# }# R+ Z# e7 x1 g/ r6 K'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head." w2 M& `2 V( E# p. z2 X
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
& q& N y% e+ {) x/ h'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& F7 o/ b% o9 M' o8 S
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: J& e( p# C. o/ R. q1 _0 O
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.6 V1 G @& ]2 G8 u" P- g- Z2 k
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* [! P# S8 W# d6 k ]& _And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ I8 \1 G. l' t9 lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. T$ a* w' u- v" `- `Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 5 W+ ?8 \* \& _; u7 i* W+ O
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