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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash7 t. ^3 {- d% A
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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% z/ N& K1 W7 }$ ^The Man Song
4 M" i% x6 }# r/ E: O! P! | by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
8 t" e( i! ?9 t1 g: ^. U8 G5 UI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ n: ^1 k- j" @'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".8 z: N$ _+ ]2 @5 |# Q8 @2 z5 C: I" I
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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% s4 H/ O% I( {$ x% CWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
8 @) S5 X/ z& T" l- qAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.4 W: H) S/ k) ^4 B) K/ t0 l! D6 W
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. B4 X' X* {8 H" o4 S
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head., }+ q! @% S( V* R3 o& P* o4 |
" ~1 j0 C& B- N% o6 w4 x5 XAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
( d% H$ V) g& R# Z' j'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.: J- q5 _9 v. P8 c% g
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ z' ~% O8 c) i+ g$ }, g |7 W$ G1 aI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 L" N+ i1 C( O5 K7 F4 y
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. J6 r: t4 c; m# U5 e
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." `' J. O O8 ~6 I+ j( X
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.9 A$ ^7 c3 K/ Q: R, w
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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