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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash" F( @8 b% W) |! |* l% u
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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4 B w' A3 v$ s, n7 nI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) q# V) u; V W
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 8 [: L. Z& F# K E5 q: [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% Z! X `8 |/ w( A3 m
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.' L( @+ f9 R1 Y N1 O+ S
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.$ `3 P( e' e; Z6 p' v9 M1 y
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.; D2 `0 e) [1 l
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ L" ^' {5 u9 j'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.% `, r2 _! o4 P5 \, i5 i" d
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
4 A* R. ?; F6 ]- l% ?9 P3 D'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
5 }1 C3 _+ r0 G. S. F& SAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
5 t7 A# Q3 z8 f" A- o, f* mI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.2 C4 o4 z# v8 J4 j! V) Y3 f; K& |, i: U
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; ^! T% _! O2 _, H4 Z+ a$ T- MAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." {- _% O: v5 A% Y! C c) K
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
( I: ?0 ^+ ~, ?( d' e8 D$ hBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ) C t7 P+ r+ ^, i( r
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