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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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: D4 C5 J% L m8 r2 [8 l; LThe Man Song ' J G1 t$ e z0 E
by Sean Morey , y9 f" ^3 W2 n T1 I/ u1 k, y
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. T; j4 v$ M6 d
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
5 r! j! E/ {2 {9 M$ A/ l'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".* s! t* w; m6 R* N$ G1 @( e
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 p( J& N$ W, k6 h7 A5 B# wWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ p( q: U; a5 @/ Q4 TAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
" ] {$ `* C0 tThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* ~9 }9 K, H: Z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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, V, X$ h$ X6 k3 c0 pAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.; ^4 `2 F( U% }, `
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( r; g) F- L9 \: Y, ~& c I
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
" N' H3 ~6 Y1 N8 R( ZI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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8 _5 H4 b9 q$ n( l' g2 Y$ mAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.# {/ j3 v6 @7 x$ b
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
/ V4 g7 u" _# T) Q) fBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ n/ I7 S" J. J, Z) @
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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