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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash" K0 W! _6 z! s J8 n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html/ C! q7 R" p" x3 P
: O% \# ?! N# `/ o) D8 y0 eThe Man Song ) u0 N: f) B( i& s
by Sean Morey ?6 h$ c2 L7 y8 V' i% r2 T
3 g* I- j* Z7 r/ d3 B# t- l6 Z. bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 p E* q/ m+ R" nI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ C5 Q% I7 u! f4 q9 b'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".- _, b0 F% i" w
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.5 ?! ~' X' Y* [& x1 t; i
+ Z5 i z2 b( G5 W1 gWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' g* y" Q$ C: w" j) {And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. V5 D. u) D5 z
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* w' i0 E, y0 G% o'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 V f, {+ X8 p+ I0 a3 H; A
" h6 o! e+ n- x7 U, AAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' d) P* @1 O0 ?& X' c# ?9 q* z'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
) k ~5 s& p4 _/ d( \And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) o# w& K2 ~2 ^1 [
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.7 {; I) D4 K9 M, }% ~
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch." t: e7 v7 F' Z! G/ o8 C6 z; X( \
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; D& V+ v1 H' z. L6 k3 CBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 2 J3 K" s3 s$ X5 h d
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