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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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# p a, U# G( f6 T( ^9 SThe Man Song
# o, G7 a8 l% y' `/ H4 c by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.' e& R; d6 F$ f/ j: ?
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: e* E7 L l% v5 `5 @0 C8 ^0 F' @7 T'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( M! B3 R7 V6 L( x8 @. GI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.& [8 d+ Q E% \6 M9 i
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window./ @) x4 Z' s4 R' X; x
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
) ]8 s" P8 z' C: N& K& t5 Q# lThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
% \5 {; Z" ]" j+ x: H# O C'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 A7 ?6 N$ n" Z5 o+ x" f3 z
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ ^3 J. g2 a2 |' n, \
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# ^; a* ^- A8 g6 X8 X1 \
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.) F! e. S3 v: B9 ~7 [
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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4 o2 _( ?7 r8 `0 AAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.; L$ \2 ^9 U" f$ q6 z' P
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
+ e' ?7 C/ s2 k& N/ f- `Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.& e7 S/ Y& K5 u1 P3 _& R
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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