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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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. y$ s! B6 r" Z9 gThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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9 w- ^# i. w5 Y" AOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl; r4 t: p1 _" a# W8 U2 \
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 N1 B, J. A1 Q5 D
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- x% [( r x' ^8 }5 q8 ]/ q, } E( Fhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 V' w) a4 u* r ?- u8 vget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had2 [- n. g8 q" {3 k
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched7 w0 }4 M/ {1 w; i
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had. B" O% P& q! L1 e
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in9 g: s+ F- _& ~. o
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 W9 }1 {( i: l
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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