The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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( a* }. k+ h# h6 m3 IOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
4 o) }" ], J% g, j; i% `* jhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 E8 O' [' Z4 q6 g6 n/ y# m/ Gget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
1 {6 y. S( o  A# b$ M0 B) S- F8 Vsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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# b3 Y0 \7 Q1 L) p% ^$ y3 \9 D0 ANow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

( p; y# O3 S! _6 j8 I3 MThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
+ J) I: C" K* WDon't quite understand this.

% i3 j. U/ ^* m他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

8 j& M  }3 E; q8 q他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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7 o# t/ t) ~$ K! K9 |So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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# h' ?: s/ U5 j3 H8 `. e2 t% B4 {the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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  S' F1 m7 {* Z. u6 B; F( K+ g) G6 eYour understanding is sound and deep.

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! c+ t' ]0 O5 N% ]/ I- m) X8 fgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

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1 y3 w( {& }; {6 Z- ?7 ~You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

+ T; p1 P; C& y3 |$ ?, S2 i) t. {I am getting married in this coming September.