The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
  G' ^; A3 b# C0 }dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
6 v' {$ l% a4 m0 Q4 l3 _) l/ r8 [get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 p' l7 l& F( {3 Jall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" A* j& F$ I0 t7 y/ z, G  B8 J9 Asports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

2 Y& S- N  P6 U6 yNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
7 g" n5 K# v, q2 i7 r5 Q* z3 [Don't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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1 ]3 X; y, K% E4 S8 j  d& h0 z/ QYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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5 c, ^5 I6 J1 t& y( |  o: i$ u他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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  f. E' |) Y& R+ b9 D9 c. Dthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
, x& R/ ]4 `" |% R) gDon't quite understand this.

. N0 n% w' U) ~You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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: W% a' I0 u( ?- K" C* W' H  `% pYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

$ w6 }0 w0 J' a% F6 \I am getting married in this coming September.