The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

5 H7 q0 z! w  YThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
( J9 |# {% o. c- A$ D, S  zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* z+ @7 R% |! N' f5 O/ i- e' Udancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 [# @  `2 W6 nhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; Z4 Z/ ]: g4 L5 r! vget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
# @) n8 `' B5 L; Q' i; \! Qall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
; H5 I* q  M1 N' c! D; o8 ghigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

4 i% x! Q$ ~. x% MThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

7 A( T" k" m7 F* w, ]3 F- q5 s0 B他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

8 _( @$ f! T  v' {8 c他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

9 \7 d3 Y; i! p" i% c  L3 @他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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4 F7 A. p' ?) W5 vSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

2 n$ R0 G1 K0 {' {. xthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表


Your understanding is sound and deep.

good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
  S6 }2 B+ E( A- v1 c: y9 {  iDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表


You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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) }6 u1 W) c9 t( zI am getting married in this coming September.