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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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2 `! x$ X! Y( v) u7 YOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl6 R( H! L6 K) D2 q2 c0 T* r
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,/ c+ B. E) s3 J/ f8 `
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) h8 o( ^; a/ h
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* G5 F2 C# L- t2 q" q9 J
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had: j' ?2 `" t4 u$ i& [8 a
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in& h& }0 W: Q$ {! o. r$ f$ Z* j
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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: f. } G2 j- e0 k, e+ dNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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