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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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" ^3 a# j" j+ C6 N/ P7 A7 K, M( `The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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0 a% g# C4 s: E2 H2 D6 LOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- ]+ ~( w* K6 W% o! i+ }said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
; d7 r( |# J' _! ~7 E5 `/ N! `- Ldancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 _: @' ?# E( `3 @- h" ~
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 e& ?% T/ F( Q8 I! h
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
/ ? |& c* {7 Zall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ e9 T4 [( l e8 K9 tsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 j# ?$ Q1 G9 h9 v6 @. i" Ghigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- Q& A$ r% b' _# z gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!1 m' A. s. G2 o$ J
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