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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) K& M2 z/ k7 c. x
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale; O8 `. j8 x G9 T5 v0 p& J
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
A) b& w! ]9 s) p4 Ahad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
# h3 v9 Z9 m# Hget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had) J0 H- e5 V2 y8 ~
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in( ~4 C' c- D5 p" B
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!+ M; H6 p$ n4 n1 ]! a g+ J5 }* l- X# G
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