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Why did God make mothers?3 R3 Y& H# l3 O
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.8 U4 G9 w, B2 j; w/ i
2. Mostly to clean the house.
1 i ~4 |- ~$ D) w3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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4 ?9 z! S: D7 v: ]9 B8 MHow did God make mothers? / J* n" c6 q4 d1 }
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
# H& ?9 @7 A: K7 O6 z% `2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
7 b9 f7 \8 k2 y$ h/ P' l3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 8 ~# d! l5 I' _! Q
) O( X! L6 k" Z& ` WWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
' w9 R7 w7 O7 L. w$ }1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 0 k6 T0 h0 a' A# W
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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& o6 i3 G2 x+ ? FWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
( l4 N5 X Q7 H5 G0 b3 P1. We're related.( Y5 x9 O& C; C- G" n2 S" g
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 5 w: d I* P' o1 C, R) }
" | E6 `4 |1 q6 |What kind of little girl was your mom?
. M l( k- ]2 j4 w( R- c, V1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. + }' }: |1 x7 |# I
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ( W7 p0 Q8 Q- p( t% k
3. They say she used to be nice. + ~+ X4 i( t* h o
/ I4 B8 _- Y7 j& m. p9 rWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? & n; e" b4 q$ O- I
1. His last name.* ?1 r1 \3 b3 R$ E4 f2 t
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
! F( d( }2 n, s/ A6 v3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
8 N) F' y/ y) @9 {1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 9 l/ r q# h3 }! Q5 s2 Z
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ' O# f9 C. x! `$ b# q
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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/ ?/ z# B' {4 |Who's the boss at your house?
7 I2 m: M! Q z3 I1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
7 Z# F* D, J3 k4 y2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
E# Z, \) Z8 }' a3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 0 m) R5 p; o S! a; A" Z2 Z# w
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ) o( n7 R( g* N# ~1 G' A
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. u/ ^% w( B+ O8 S7 m6 ^1 o
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
2 r$ @% r! m; l5 Z; [4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? - P( ] Q0 O+ `' R. y3 \
1. Mothers don't do spare time. I" J5 a; U$ \. I U+ ~1 t
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ( Z9 d3 |1 |& K$ l
! F( P% [) j- A4 P/ XWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
$ S- E9 e' A- R' o( n6 V8 P5 O1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.; e' w! ]* }% o g
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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& k) v6 J- `8 @- HIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
" Q- l5 B; h$ f8 R( o f" b+ ~4 ]1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. + Y9 {; ~0 c( M
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
1 h$ B( g: r P8 ?4 ^1 S- d* o, K3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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