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Why did God make mothers?' i! O/ K2 ^; \, x
5 G6 d0 q6 D6 _ I' @) v1 \1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
( X+ T' F# @7 F$ k2. Mostly to clean the house. ]+ P# k5 e, V" ^' @ |! m b
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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* h) x9 @5 Y7 z7 Q# L- X* \& \, ~How did God make mothers? : |$ E Y7 k9 t1 M. P$ d: O1 U2 m
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.3 k% c- Y/ H0 c
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. $ J- e" N# |, o- X4 H3 z
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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/ A, F: C8 E+ o7 m$ n: zWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
/ s' X+ E7 j- P1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
+ K: G* N6 o2 g3 C% l6 z2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 0 a# ~. Z$ v1 O1 v% P8 w
6 S" J7 z2 j+ g# I9 JWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? . {+ x: w$ F1 J1 z& j7 S6 Y; n% ^
1. We're related., I; K" H1 z2 ?3 j& I; R
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 3 n! }, {/ P( y# y
& v2 l) @ b8 V% |; W) DWhat kind of little girl was your mom? 9 }2 T1 s$ [1 g( {
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 D2 g s- Q: u I: ?% C
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. % T' C6 A6 J, V4 J! Z
3. They say she used to be nice. & i& l9 d) I o. C
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? : ~/ k; E$ v W
1. His last name.
! q* N! L1 P* P" g; b8 B1 e2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?- d' S3 h7 y# v9 v# A
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ( C& p+ Y, L: `
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
! q8 O' X% a4 s1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 0 y& ^( p; J. p/ k
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
' r2 E& v9 U& R( e" D3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. $ J+ i8 b& `) A
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Who's the boss at your house? ' R% z- ~0 T) f
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
$ q, F, E( j* V0 i/ d2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.& r$ s4 p( k5 i1 G
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. k$ H* l2 @! v. p1 F- [
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
5 `( C, k& M4 U+ Y- G. E, I5 L1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
( h+ I7 A( O# s6 T& ] w- z2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
: E3 y" S1 P6 B0 p! B5 `& s3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
3 w6 i3 y u: B4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 3 X: |- W% s' R g8 x, T6 ^
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What does your mom do in her spare time? : h3 A! Z6 v! S: K/ d5 s- l
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
; y- U, E) C6 M2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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9 c% K) {" d2 G1 P' cWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? & V3 Q2 B) Z4 a0 F% w
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. y! V5 Y: b& b9 h% Z/ {
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. % _6 s1 g& g/ V( z
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
' a/ }' j! |- X/ N2 t$ a1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
% ?, Q9 y) O" Y7 \, K2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
! r* \/ A# F* G1 D/ f6 Y3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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