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Why did God make mothers?! w* B; k. H1 f8 `8 b2 v
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
3 F% Q. T- C$ t% B4 H; q6 X) {2. Mostly to clean the house. ; `' p8 n: E% R9 Z% z$ B% a$ u
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. ; \2 j: j4 W7 V3 U. P: k
) r1 v* u, L6 ^; M' FHow did God make mothers?
?( L+ U1 B( X' e1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.# [4 J" s( |1 w. i# Q, @
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ! [# Z' h/ t' y9 j0 G5 a: m2 a
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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7 ]# M& D( l3 q( _* WWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
4 S5 ~5 J+ r! d1 S1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
* k# P p% a# l/ u& }2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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% R; `6 ^" r8 p0 ]Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? $ @6 P e" T. T- d/ h! X
1. We're related.
9 P4 u$ v1 ^6 v( v2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
% `) S8 k7 R: O3 e: C% e% I1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2 i, L) d6 S# l9 d* p0 f: q2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 7 p0 j: D# j3 ^
3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
! x7 E2 C2 F' }1. His last name.
" F- @. r+ z4 n. M# A0 a z+ |8 t# i2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?8 v+ f3 r1 E3 [! H
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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7 Q5 `/ l% |5 }) [Why did your mom marry your dad?
+ G; d, @8 `# m1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. : p; h; j2 l& e8 E2 ^
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. - U8 r5 p; l+ d% g4 @" m
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ( A. p3 N% \+ X7 i x. L( Y
7 V8 r8 I* p) U$ y: a! ^( S6 ]: W* BWho's the boss at your house?
3 ]+ |% T" I2 Q, l* e1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. * V' A( u4 ?9 P' {$ N
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.' m1 v. u7 v# c4 W
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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) p T: `$ N3 D5 p" n, hWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
4 C2 u7 M& N$ F3 q/ @1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 6 c& P3 @. `% A) D
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.5 o" `: U- o) g1 y( v
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
, m! ?% L9 T$ ?$ U- N0 J6 b3 v4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. % d: k6 `2 Z, [! T0 }4 L
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
7 A7 t4 R+ l+ c P$ E W1. Mothers don't do spare time.
. S+ [, g# l+ H8 ~2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? * q6 @' ], s- H2 U0 l& x. G
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.* P9 u* K! ~# r: o, a
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 5 R8 J2 Y, ] M: `; |5 }; Y
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
( C( N; r! @7 i; Y3 M2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.- k; |3 [; D* b1 {- |1 ?! e
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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