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( b" e& a! ?8 C6 lWhy did God make mothers?0 D ^5 U& Z: H! I
4 k9 V' k9 | n1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. g$ R4 h( d+ i$ l, @
2. Mostly to clean the house.
* a! t/ k+ f- `: P3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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; D9 S' Y, ^- n& l d9 ZHow did God make mothers?
5 \& n( n5 |$ e) P" z+ P* i5 T1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
' [* _4 N' O, n/ ^2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. + n# C Y8 E3 H) N% ?4 g
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 2 U# v6 f# _' w! U a
/ u9 M4 z; I4 x9 MWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? . Q/ m1 j5 {( [4 ^1 Z1 E; K
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. . R: T5 v# g% s0 D8 C0 }, ]
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 6 u9 b$ r2 i* P
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
6 @1 K3 N, D! K" D7 q) d# @4 m0 G1. We're related.
, o* S( u1 r+ _) o' }" W* |' V9 M2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. / P5 ~( }6 u, \" m" L( N# Q& R
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What kind of little girl was your mom? " E9 X1 T$ s+ e4 T
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
7 \3 b# @7 f8 ~7 @, F/ H2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
4 c8 Z& a3 C5 P1 m4 c5 a- @3. They say she used to be nice. 1 `2 E4 |9 ]: f8 W( [" F* v- w+ \
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
7 r$ {0 K j) R3 W9 D1. His last name.
q+ B" i+ W) D/ x% w2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?- U4 o8 y" j [5 b( ~
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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8 b9 k; c5 X9 A" `) ~) pWhy did your mom marry your dad?
, _- {7 C. W" q" w1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 0 X" P4 y. B/ @
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
2 L1 F% T$ z7 ]3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. " R' C; u3 W8 j& x- A) i O
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Who's the boss at your house? ; K W. {9 k9 Q3 n4 {, v& |
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
* W7 J" K' D' [0 \, {9 y' o: {2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
5 _/ n( v) X8 b% l3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? ( r+ F4 t7 Y% N/ m" P8 ], n# b
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
& T" z9 z) t' O2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.( d: }6 A2 q) P7 @% d3 Y
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
% K$ R0 c6 Q% ?7 h! x0 c4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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8 ^' X. }6 F. T6 w4 o4 lWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
' w8 k- g- e3 A/ p1. Mothers don't do spare time., y8 s1 K/ C1 R2 M0 k
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 4 e% J3 o. W, @
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
( P* _2 m- ] o8 h1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
( T, Q2 \& G$ i; S/ ^3 |2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 2 f: E- u7 N9 W a3 ?+ z+ v
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ' }& O8 N N3 c7 [: k9 o8 q
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 7 E! C! U; S5 P1 N/ N
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
8 }9 w8 V$ r0 j- A7 J8 u4 f3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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