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8 R0 A2 @2 m) Z4 K. x8 d7 YWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.# h6 b. y# U- b3 F. X( i
2. Mostly to clean the house.
" k& j, A% R/ I3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers? + ]- d2 b& ~/ R \! w" Y
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2 \% H% c1 z( T( J4 O5 I- f2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 9 g' p3 I- a1 g$ H/ `1 l0 I
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. W% x1 L: S9 v6 [% Y6 @7 ?5 Q
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
" F* C* q+ I" o4 O$ M4 f% V; v1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
1 p1 ]2 f3 o5 e1 \: H8 S) x2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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" {6 K, d0 q: I% z- ZWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
$ i. ]: V; d- ^4 [4 g' S1. We're related.1 m9 ]3 @. Y8 [' v j
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? l5 ]7 _ r9 F
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
0 y+ n! Q6 r9 N; Y3 w# P: J. O2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
! a C1 G4 `$ ~/ N$ t1 I3. They say she used to be nice. J6 Z$ W/ F; r; f# y7 Y
H% [# b8 e. m/ a: {- v# C, A! ZWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
; u& h1 T8 D3 p2 O1. His last name.
! u6 J2 i8 N1 j- f* ?1 T) Y2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?7 B+ {. y) p) y; ^. Q
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? $ _0 d6 C; y, V6 Q
- r: X! q# q+ a! i( H) PWhy did your mom marry your dad? / q/ _& W/ A' v N/ x
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. . \1 m/ g# t/ _! C" n. j5 ~
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
8 r' z" z- {8 B9 D; D3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? / n9 Y; L4 `5 ^
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
4 \4 [9 D" ~5 ?2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.9 L% W, H& W4 j1 L6 J, p+ ~
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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' |- P* z2 U7 E+ ^What's the difference between moms & dads? % s1 |" }9 l4 Y- ~
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " J3 n `- L1 _
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
- f4 A8 t2 a) p* S% Q( ]+ Z5 b( h3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. , G! v4 l# j( L& `
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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$ C, n3 j0 p: V5 J- uWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
6 y9 A) }+ Q; t1. Mothers don't do spare time.- [# H& _) k2 \, [
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. . A B' ~2 T1 c/ i) ^6 a
1 @$ ]. b/ ~* B* Z+ NWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 7 C( n& V$ f, s1 r
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.. R, r% h( v- q# Z) Z3 R1 `
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? , K5 o% F. u" `4 _: T$ X5 }+ g
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
5 v( x# _4 V( J. t& Q2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.! E# H7 q) O9 Y# F
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; E' h+ R8 U* B [/ `/ Q
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