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Why did God make mothers?! D; H6 P7 d* j
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is./ l' b# v' ^; K5 H1 g
2. Mostly to clean the house.
$ Q/ V" Z& u' V5 \4 V) Q) Q0 y3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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3 @; u$ K$ I4 P: M r2 E$ a1 [How did God make mothers?
9 p' d1 }5 R- Z5 U9 y3 \3 h1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.1 N5 ~: J3 I; d
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
6 ~) f9 N1 e7 J/ |$ Q1 U3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. * |4 t9 e( V3 S
: N3 G4 \/ x! u1 g- t2 iWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? # A" ~3 J) T' M+ ]6 }
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
* i; r" N' q1 \ W" @2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. ' S% Y0 C* A/ R/ |! y
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 5 h* S, U4 E/ A0 K, x( v
1. We're related.% G. T* a, v% L; m4 Z' e3 i9 L, a
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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Z0 G; y+ I6 }+ H( AWhat kind of little girl was your mom? 1 O$ |# X D$ X2 N
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 1 c5 e! _# G+ V" c' O
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 5 O; z G8 `- ]5 X. T, R5 v
3. They say she used to be nice. 7 r& o* q* F9 A' S* {$ J% m% M
- r( _2 S7 s) RWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 8 K, q& V, ?, ?- r: n
1. His last name.
3 M _( r0 A, c+ z& @5 D2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?, h, n+ _& `! G7 Y9 y
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ! c% \: q1 t2 W5 [9 m
4 x$ t h1 }% G WWhy did your mom marry your dad?
* z% |! n% i' m1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. & j: U- L- d; R* O9 ?+ f
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
0 `- j' ]+ }! ]. @4 i3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ) u- m4 X" j& {6 S
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Who's the boss at your house? N1 z8 Q: L! h. P
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
" a1 ^" l; T2 U5 l; t! l9 J2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.8 [. [( d& ^9 j1 n& u& R9 H! [
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 7 d9 C8 z+ b9 W5 l) n, X
; l- h# ~( j8 h% aWhat's the difference between moms & dads? 3 Z1 y& q& f |6 G
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 1 X8 V6 [* l! X, u A$ Q }
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
0 }6 b* f, D2 X# I0 H; P3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ! f% u2 \. g# }- k
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 5 {: v3 V: ?/ i# F. D D4 ?3 T
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
# W/ K# T$ P- z9 h% i1. Mothers don't do spare time." |9 s) I3 p3 |% W4 H0 S
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 2 S6 D$ ?$ T" ~+ \2 w
9 ?" E# v# F% U8 s- `- k% L/ ~What would it take to make your mom perfect?
5 f. ]6 h1 l; u+ s1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
0 Z5 {' a- P( U- L3 h2 r( k. {2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ) j0 B2 V0 R/ p3 @0 ]! L& K O
8 v; [& J9 C& L$ N- DIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? + c, S0 l! x( D- `% h
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. + V6 T1 S1 l W. e, D
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.1 |% c7 j! I2 y9 u6 A, D. `
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 0 `* ?) e$ j2 d+ ^3 p9 s. q' N* i0 w. O
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