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Why did God make mothers?# {: X) j" C4 L' e( v/ a
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.$ |" y. |3 J9 W+ S
2. Mostly to clean the house.
5 {; j1 ~1 D; ` P8 [6 v3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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, y2 ]' m" z/ g5 K* l/ t4 PHow did God make mothers?
/ y: H- g8 c$ r% T5 Z9 v1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
3 v0 y4 c& i" B5 H2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 9 T3 i0 @1 \; T# O; s# @
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. , ? n, T' V$ I& _, b
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What ingredients are mothers made of ? 3 P& w5 K, c; U
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 5 T. r3 m k3 `) Z
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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1 M; {0 Y3 i$ G' T+ L1 V; SWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 8 n" Y2 I& _& x
1. We're related.
) c. W) Y7 M+ Z2 R2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 9 q+ V* J) v) R1 t H; c
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
5 s* t% S! f* @8 A. ]2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 4 K/ P- v' i( V
3. They say she used to be nice.
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/ f- j, a& G |8 J! s9 d( ZWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? " q% Z* u3 V: ~. a2 \0 s
1. His last name.
: a; U: D! J7 E @1 m2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?$ ]+ {) B- u2 n6 D/ i4 N; O
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ) b$ |" J/ s7 e4 Y
; l. Z6 V6 H8 H: X$ K8 h4 T {Why did your mom marry your dad?
. b) u7 e6 K% G+ a5 V/ |* [8 u1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
0 n* c! p' K7 M" `& S2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ' ?1 Y# Q: g$ C
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 1 I- r% A6 ? j0 e5 C2 I/ n6 _
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Who's the boss at your house? 7 ?0 e: F. s: N; F# F' t
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
9 l; t4 l- @+ Q& ~: f a* @2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
# d8 L' u/ m0 I" y3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? / ~( s, r2 z, j# Y: B0 D8 j( b
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. . k0 t, t6 M6 |* W
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
- i; k! ]$ \* z$ h9 V! _1 P& Q3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. / e$ r7 }, O% O- L3 \
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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6 Q" G, V2 K- @What does your mom do in her spare time? 0 q* V3 x [2 G2 K! l
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
/ Y1 z0 h) V- L! B2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 6 S( B6 ~; H. N) A* M
2 R( j7 I$ \5 `1 b& SWhat would it take to make your mom perfect?
" E& @0 L8 R) t. {1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
& k, U, q8 d$ v% k6 X, Q1 j2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 2 e: u2 P0 c! \. {( O
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
0 L: Q1 h+ }. @( U: k- o, l. x2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' \4 G, P1 `9 d# P6 y6 ~# t- L
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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