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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ' ~. M- d" A( U- N" x; n0 T
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/ y6 \+ @5 m9 E2 t+ T3 y( \, NA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' % ? V! L+ S2 p6 ~
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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( w" H: |* S; P) M/ f Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. , O' t. z! r1 T$ @
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' F) B( L# w; G( y1 P3 K! p' g* Y He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ; U1 I8 c3 ^" ~, |6 p
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Her and says,
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' H3 H, u$ M1 Q5 [; i 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ( z' Q! ]5 T" |
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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9 F% s: U4 ~& u( h" q2 o0 [ He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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3 \# u# M8 s& a- J Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ) k8 w$ z1 b1 X1 d3 Z: M3 @2 w. S
1 ? D5 s2 h* O" }8 p# U' y ] 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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