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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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7 X3 b; b, \/ }' w0 U2 }. hA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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# X% I- ?: m1 \- r The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ' e1 E. Y# t/ n
" U$ |# G0 ~7 X Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ) l' G9 t! ~) o% y" y$ Q
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. - v1 l4 E6 h( }, R2 W: u, q
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) e- k" X4 M+ F8 { He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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7 y ^2 a1 ]( X e+ g1 y. q, c& V Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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) M: _4 B; R# c He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 0 i8 t* X! ]4 A2 d3 J7 d
& T0 T' s; {* w* \" t$ z Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 5 m2 r6 [! m/ r+ `9 \; r% k
5 m, k+ t! ?' q3 ^+ [# V 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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