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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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/ c' [ r; u; G5 r+ k; N3 a Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 0 C/ \, V) m* |
' K# z. K4 {9 l0 x3 f, }" @8 B0 A* u5 R The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 m/ W6 s8 b6 O q) B
4 Q2 o6 R! C* a# u Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 5 h9 |" a3 J% _; @' _
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ( L" Y! Z* F: ?8 c- I" B
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, / e! c; b: _& j# ~
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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( `6 T7 \7 b7 b: [9 k# s Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' + o6 o5 a$ }8 W# W
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, : D' i3 g* q7 q. Y: |. w
* c3 |9 U# |0 Q. ^8 _ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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