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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 5 L% |* F4 c( [4 L
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& \, r' d1 W9 A x3 ~A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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5 S! e: E7 F6 R2 X% t; c) P The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 o* G" i& F! E+ z: T9 q) p
0 m3 K4 B' w! V' f Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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: @( |, B1 i/ R She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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1 @5 A+ ~# c$ o He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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- m% G3 d- T2 m) e/ H& I" Y/ e Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 3 b) |0 ]: S# Q; Q1 ?
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r, |- A) z( r) |1 p. O9 r; ` He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 4 l# q' ?2 d2 Y8 U
. C; D) P) Y0 R7 z 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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