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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 0 [; \$ p% a4 P
0 w8 \8 X0 Z5 f3 C) F" s* E Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 o" T; @6 G& a& U! E, V/ ?% n
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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% P7 ~, g* r1 \5 P& d Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to : U" J, h2 V3 v: K, B3 f2 M
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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1 Q6 K! S# E0 d1 z& ^% N$ w He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a , Y- m, v, z9 a3 K: f
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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