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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 2 u; i4 i7 m' D: i" _
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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* Z# u! @9 d: X5 _5 N F Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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. i9 [$ L" u4 m! R* @ The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 5 Y# k5 h& W8 G; k
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+ _ O+ T3 L% f4 [5 \ She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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! | {' j- b4 J He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, " V/ E! c4 Q- `( d4 Y" H
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to ) @5 ~, p) w9 t
6 a8 U2 p- x( C* A& t, x! x, P$ X Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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1 q. u. J! H. q! K He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a - ]9 ?* u3 b6 X* X
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ! B T! d( z/ g' N( [ L, M
) p) e* Y: ~7 p, ? 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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