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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 1 ] P! Z) I Y4 T9 H; c
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! j' J+ @: a: L7 D y She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. / H' \. w5 d+ C) W# f
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to }" I0 h1 L1 _: P$ [4 K- W% W
) x" a5 ~3 W3 ] Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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. c( X# o! c9 t9 A9 o+ f Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' # K- `/ `+ w) E& {8 G7 N
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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1 `0 l* ^' K4 R Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 7 ~) T0 Z" E) n) U
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