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http://www.centurioncounsel.com/ ... Counselor_Q1-03.pdf0 N& U2 |6 X3 ~* t" A/ m$ f
‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING! V! m& f/ P' R4 d; i9 Q" ~
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN9 V9 T. ~. C' X6 G: V8 S
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading8 a% N# S# j( B9 e L
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!. e) O$ p4 a/ Y0 i2 ~
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
( a" z) g8 M$ L$ Z- g( kbizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
$ B5 x4 u9 ]. V" Z( {) s8 c. \”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over# T8 v% u v% u! i
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be3 B. b" w. B- t2 t: K
pure luck.
, S* {5 f9 u7 V- w. @3 x3 D”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers3 k# e1 ?+ t* {- D E
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”& _/ w0 U8 ]( j% P5 k
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
- g( E6 J1 t3 J- ymade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall# e- [. _; K( H6 t% b/ ]
Street watchdogs.$ r- J& |- F7 R$ {
”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
8 R2 Z$ T5 R2 D1 d2 FMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
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When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling; q6 b5 G- X1 G- b
four-hour confession.
' L; J1 @- ^. N1 MCarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common6 r- e8 E: o1 |5 z8 Y& Z6 s
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
+ o, }6 l! [; Y* r) sknowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
# s8 I! Q! u( s' {* u”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
# ~7 S+ w# B# f' @ o* Hmake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught+ w6 L5 x F! b5 ^6 i1 T) X$ a
in the moment.”8 y% {+ ]! b! V" J o
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of% P0 ]! ?" T$ ` ]: r
Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.6 S; [, |) ]1 q0 M& C
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
4 D' i3 H- Y6 p. lHowever, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
7 p" Y$ }! k5 R: e1 P$ ~ nthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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