美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人

Justing

美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人

不久前，美国联邦调查人员逮获了纽约华尔街一名谜一般的股票投资者，据称此人仅靠800美元起家，在短短数月的时间内至少获利数千万美元！
9 |& }3 V  {. {& N8 V/ B美国调查人员相信他之所以能股市常胜，是因为非法获得了可靠的“证券内幕消息”，但当调查人员要求他透露“消息来源”时，此人竟破天荒地声称他是一名来自2256年的时间旅行者，他之所以炒股屡胜，只因为对21世纪初的美国股市涨跌行情“了如指掌”。
选股必涨赢利数千万
据美国安全证券交易委员会(SEC)消息来源称，这名叫做安德鲁·卡尔森的44岁男子是在一系列的股市投资奇迹后于去年被逮获的。
一年前的美国股市大跳水，让许多美国投资者输了个倾家荡产，以泪洗面，痛不欲生，但卡尔森却接连投资多个股票，他投资的股票总是在购买后不久就开始大涨，在不到半年的时间内，卡尔森就购买了126次股票，几乎每股必涨，卡尔森至少赢利数千万美元。
, Y" ]0 D; ?  }0 M! R! R$ U, Y调查人员发现卡尔森投入股市的第一笔资本仅800美元，他的异常成功引起了华尔街监督人员的注意，美国安全证券交易委员会调查人员相信，卡尔森的惊人成功，肯定与事先非法获得“证券内幕消息”有关。一名调查人员道：“如果一个公司的股票因为合并或科技突破等原因即将上升，那么此前肯定是一个秘密。但不知为什么，卡尔森却总能事先获知这个秘密。”
: T; g2 f1 @' \6 H5 n自称来自“未来世界”
' Q+ a. s6 D5 B  T1 b: [当调查人员将卡尔森逮捕讯问的时候，得到了一个让他们瞠目结舌的回答，卡尔森破天荒地宣称，他是一名来自250年后“未来世界”的人，那个时代的人们人人都熟知21世纪初美国历史上最恶劣的股票跳水事件，任何一个懂点股票常识的人回到21世纪，都能通过炒股发一笔大财；而他正是乘坐“时间机器”返回21世纪梦想大赚一笔的。
卡尔森在一盘录像带中供认道：“那是一个无法抵抗的巨大诱惑，我曾计划让我的投资显得更自然一些，譬如在这份股票上输一点，在那份股票上再输一点，使我的投资不至于显得太顺利———没想到我还是被逮住了。”
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( |, K! ~7 Y% s* v& v8 F, H据报道，卡尔森据称还愿意泄露一些“历史性的事实”来换取自己的释放，譬如泄露“奥萨马·本·拉登的下落”或治愈艾滋病的方法等。
他称自己目前惟一一个愿望就是允许他乘坐自己的“时间机器”再返回未来，那些在21世纪赚来的钱他可以统统不要。
0 u. |; `8 a4 I. M2 X5 J不过，当调查人员询问所谓的“时间机器”下落时，卡尔森却拒绝透露分毫，声称担心这项科技会落入“错误的人手里”。
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不过，调查人员压根儿就不相信卡尔森的“胡说八道”，美国安全证券交易委员会一名消息人士道：“我们一点也不相信这个家伙编造的故事，他要么是一个疯子，要么是一个病态的撒谎家。”
不过联邦调查人员承认：“到目前为止，没有一个人能发现安德鲁·卡尔森在2002年10月以前存在的任何联邦记录。”

老杨

太神奇了！

猪刀小试

可爱多多

这个新闻在去年我看到过，是国内的新闻网站报道的。

自由的像风

没有更新颖一点的科技幻想吗？这个人说的事实和别人的幻想一模一样？

liyong

哈哈，有趣。

Justing

http://www.centurioncounsel.com/ ... Counselor_Q1-03.pdf
‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
0 o/ A  q! L; yWednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
3 V% i" }0 e$ b( fSources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
5 X* R7 w& W  u& Lbizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
$ M$ b3 q3 }2 Y, a. ~28.
”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
9 |9 B+ O4 S; b; Q+ W& a( _4 Xpure luck.
”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
: R5 V& o* t+ D; F1 k/ eIsland until he agrees to give up his sources.”
# N" `" U4 v9 y/ v) E, z5 iThe past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
  S- A# E. h' I- B6 s" @8 Nmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall
1 P/ M1 b. C' ], kStreet watchdogs.
* b$ H1 ?9 Y" q  x2 o2 x* y$ a, |9 V”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
investigation.
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
8 N+ |* j1 G& [7 B: D/ p; ufour-hour confession.
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
- |- Q' b% B( D' ^3 |knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
2 c( k/ o$ ~5 I" O! Vknowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
  i' L' f2 c4 R”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
  v8 Y0 k  W' o! Y+ V6 W! i7 g  Xin the moment.”
- K9 W4 d. S2 y$ D/ W( K) s; YIn a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
$ c) `' e; E- Z: u9 FOsama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
0 p+ @$ d' f$ Q% _2 HAll he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
0 O& n! F" K: o: V: f* `However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.”

Justing

I never disagreed or agreed with the article. I just posted it because I thought it was funny.

潇洒哥

无独有偶,我也曾幻想过自己能预未来.

阴暗的角落

和电影里说得一样啊