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8 z( w# V7 B/ o" ^5 M‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING1 E( D: J2 C$ S8 O
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN
' f! ~) ]" V: ]2 z3 A- b) y$ i$ BNEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading% T6 b9 V. j. w' M7 B# n1 w
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!3 ~' J6 C0 ~* @* Y" V- _& }
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the' h3 X. @, f7 f- }5 K4 ~6 S6 x
bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January3 U% r7 ? x' D* H+ n" ?' H+ }- F
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.6 M, B! B" l7 g# R$ G& c8 t
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over8 K9 ^& {/ G7 `
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be* g& }6 V" W9 e5 a2 E2 L5 }
pure luck.
# G+ E x8 X5 ~8 j”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
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The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
9 f% A" C" {" E2 M7 j' t& g9 P0 tmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall, _3 a& f+ g+ N8 y2 q3 {
Street watchdogs.8 P" A! A9 E; L/ [6 N$ b4 B; J" q
”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,: m+ _, x+ B# X9 t0 N/ H! c* i
Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
2 A( k& M9 B R! z3 ]5 Ginvestigation." ]2 [6 s+ L0 S, P0 i7 Z
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling3 [( o3 z* y1 C- [, A3 U, m
four-hour confession.. u7 `' l5 ^) ^% ]; a, H
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common& Y* ]8 C& ]3 _# I- d+ L
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
A; _# w/ X+ c# _" }$ hknowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
% j1 t3 o; a9 Y" j" l( `, A”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
. K Z# f/ k, H Cmake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
. | a' i- [* [% G9 N5 U2 x5 Bin the moment.”; a/ Y" y$ D6 G) N& w, _
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
9 k' V5 ]. ?; D4 j: ^Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
! s- ~" `# t3 k [All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”: K# X; |1 g/ K$ Z& Q0 \, }
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear: ]' N9 G, p* x9 b7 ^4 k
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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