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0 X. d! r) U- x7 Z2 [! I‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
$ d) i/ b6 `+ g( M9 p5 }Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN6 \( ^8 Q9 X' ^$ y3 _* F }
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
# H( P% W# ]3 N" Scharges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!. L0 K2 l J. f5 ^+ \' ~) z6 U
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the( H4 ?6 M7 _' s3 l K) q: K' t
bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January: f: [) n! m: J' @
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
7 i8 P8 A1 F5 \# g) l& O”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
4 c3 d4 ^& D) q$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
* _2 @8 Z! _! r" Kpure luck.+ I) A/ ^- z* ]% j0 Z
”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers. z3 C A* M x7 L
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”
( @9 u0 m# x9 L1 a' p$ X7 gThe past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
9 e6 q% T) Y' B P; |( o. @8 Tmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall q' y! }; i- Z, y
Street watchdogs.
. Z- n3 }0 G% W”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
+ |) D7 h" R; b/ k1 WMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
3 O$ h0 b( l* E1 t# Yinvestigation.
/ s3 M- J: Z0 ^& MWhen investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling3 S$ o' R' Z4 g* [* a* i
four-hour confession.0 y7 W5 a2 b" J$ w' x" l; w! W: v
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common* `1 q, y- ^, u7 [2 g' `
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
8 D3 p* }* H" y/ fknowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.% d0 V- i; P1 _' U5 C
”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to; [8 Y, c5 }+ k
make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
# A. G6 v9 l T8 ~7 v# B7 rin the moment.”
, C+ W1 Y2 D; G8 U- tIn a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
1 @. N) r2 b% M& d9 ]Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
8 L3 _) G# H' s F* @All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”+ o6 Y0 X1 E. K8 h* |( j6 _
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
% _4 p+ U3 J% y/ cthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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