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; {4 M3 t0 W' C0 S# E5 y‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING4 Q# c. L8 }( T( C; o- r9 ?
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN1 c& b" f6 h9 y7 \- h
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading& T! H$ B- w, E; z1 g7 |5 R
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!+ T7 H h$ h8 w$ d1 R8 r! O
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
: { ]- n& V' N2 s- ~bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January1 n/ q! Y& t3 e9 }, L, H! D
28.
2 M2 h' f; N% U2 s& [2 b' i. ^”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.4 Y" \9 n5 S# w; L
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
! e$ W- q: r0 B, P+ b7 D. q$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be9 R& o* t! v/ p; @4 ^# a" Q- M
pure luck.
4 Y( Z6 D. j6 J”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
- l. @$ h0 S# l# }8 |7 ^4 G0 uIsland until he agrees to give up his sources.”
9 i& O; Z6 u# V0 p4 o5 z" p7 |The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin/ g3 u8 ~6 u; f; ?4 F0 G
made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall
+ j r' @+ i" F* S' f/ SStreet watchdogs.; Z1 N8 z( w1 i' Q; _$ T; \: v+ _
”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
0 i" x1 ^* P6 k/ f- }* \Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
) h# l& L7 F% d$ finvestigation.
: {% b7 B- m: vWhen investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling8 V1 G. j7 f6 v) Y8 m R
four-hour confession.
+ ?% [, G, T/ a) \- C( E- u8 s0 LCarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common" y# o# Z% B% ~2 P) B8 G; {
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with- U1 y% W9 r* W( x
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.7 n e: M, C5 M4 D& Z- n1 a4 C
”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
) |- \' N2 A3 r2 nmake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
' \+ q3 P. k$ `5 V, p) S$ Hin the moment.”
% a2 m0 x6 J& i e" Q: lIn a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of: Q/ l6 U) n( x% U$ e' F
Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.! u4 B# V5 k$ }' v/ Q+ [( G2 g
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
& _, G# ~& ~# h3 v% gHowever, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
% L. q, M: \6 F$ Y2 I5 k3 wthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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