美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人

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美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人
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/ J/ U( R2 d6 r( `6 B不久前，美国联邦调查人员逮获了纽约华尔街一名谜一般的股票投资者，据称此人仅靠800美元起家，在短短数月的时间内至少获利数千万美元！
美国调查人员相信他之所以能股市常胜，是因为非法获得了可靠的“证券内幕消息”，但当调查人员要求他透露“消息来源”时，此人竟破天荒地声称他是一名来自2256年的时间旅行者，他之所以炒股屡胜，只因为对21世纪初的美国股市涨跌行情“了如指掌”。
* R/ ^4 \/ k; Y7 q6 c- d  [选股必涨赢利数千万
据美国安全证券交易委员会(SEC)消息来源称，这名叫做安德鲁·卡尔森的44岁男子是在一系列的股市投资奇迹后于去年被逮获的。
一年前的美国股市大跳水，让许多美国投资者输了个倾家荡产，以泪洗面，痛不欲生，但卡尔森却接连投资多个股票，他投资的股票总是在购买后不久就开始大涨，在不到半年的时间内，卡尔森就购买了126次股票，几乎每股必涨，卡尔森至少赢利数千万美元。
0 C" {! Q+ U0 |4 h, N8 \, [0 V调查人员发现卡尔森投入股市的第一笔资本仅800美元，他的异常成功引起了华尔街监督人员的注意，美国安全证券交易委员会调查人员相信，卡尔森的惊人成功，肯定与事先非法获得“证券内幕消息”有关。一名调查人员道：“如果一个公司的股票因为合并或科技突破等原因即将上升，那么此前肯定是一个秘密。但不知为什么，卡尔森却总能事先获知这个秘密。”
自称来自“未来世界”
当调查人员将卡尔森逮捕讯问的时候，得到了一个让他们瞠目结舌的回答，卡尔森破天荒地宣称，他是一名来自250年后“未来世界”的人，那个时代的人们人人都熟知21世纪初美国历史上最恶劣的股票跳水事件，任何一个懂点股票常识的人回到21世纪，都能通过炒股发一笔大财；而他正是乘坐“时间机器”返回21世纪梦想大赚一笔的。
# M( z# b* |) k+ f6 z# {卡尔森在一盘录像带中供认道：“那是一个无法抵抗的巨大诱惑，我曾计划让我的投资显得更自然一些，譬如在这份股票上输一点，在那份股票上再输一点，使我的投资不至于显得太顺利———没想到我还是被逮住了。”
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0 t+ }  u9 V* l1 l据报道，卡尔森据称还愿意泄露一些“历史性的事实”来换取自己的释放，譬如泄露“奥萨马·本·拉登的下落”或治愈艾滋病的方法等。
) ^3 l8 {" v4 W' }7 a8 H他称自己目前惟一一个愿望就是允许他乘坐自己的“时间机器”再返回未来，那些在21世纪赚来的钱他可以统统不要。
不过，当调查人员询问所谓的“时间机器”下落时，卡尔森却拒绝透露分毫，声称担心这项科技会落入“错误的人手里”。
没有该人任何记录
* S. i2 K1 l8 l% c不过，调查人员压根儿就不相信卡尔森的“胡说八道”，美国安全证券交易委员会一名消息人士道：“我们一点也不相信这个家伙编造的故事，他要么是一个疯子，要么是一个病态的撒谎家。”
不过联邦调查人员承认：“到目前为止，没有一个人能发现安德鲁·卡尔森在2002年10月以前存在的任何联邦记录。”

老杨

太神奇了！

猪刀小试

可爱多多

这个新闻在去年我看到过，是国内的新闻网站报道的。

自由的像风

没有更新颖一点的科技幻想吗？这个人说的事实和别人的幻想一模一样？

liyong

哈哈，有趣。

Justing

http://www.centurioncounsel.com/ ... Counselor_Q1-03.pdf
‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
) a( U$ u: [8 u7 ]9 K% Qcharges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
, b' E; @9 L3 _Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
+ O5 G% f& H+ f7 J2 t- R0 s5 }2 cbizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
28.
”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
/ E$ z9 e1 [8 C( g; J5 ~4 r- n$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
6 |  S/ S6 j+ \) S+ C7 v) x- H$ ?pure luck.
”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
0 h: V) ]( @" oIsland until he agrees to give up his sources.”
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
8 m* e6 _, w7 [! ]8 t9 H7 Ymade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall
! O. P# Z) R. Z; nStreet watchdogs.
+ T! J' y8 q/ |0 s, x”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
$ y. k* ]7 W/ [7 U" uMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
investigation.
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
four-hour confession.
9 ]3 g' o8 K4 l& g( t$ l; gCarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
! O4 ]% r, k; J3 z”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
in the moment.”
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
# {* P$ u& h& d* F' V  [! J( t+ eOsama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
9 w1 W4 I' `/ w; R2 O6 kAll he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
9 O: i4 K$ G1 qthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.”

Justing

I never disagreed or agreed with the article. I just posted it because I thought it was funny.

潇洒哥

无独有偶,我也曾幻想过自己能预未来.

阴暗的角落

和电影里说得一样啊