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, L( [1 F6 `* w# R- q/ Z5 n‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING: m9 B& j4 ^% n j$ W
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN( d* H9 k3 c% v" E. H" _. f
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
) a6 ]6 d/ e7 G$ vcharges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!! O6 u# r, n0 b g. H
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
) `3 b) H' c$ S9 Cbizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January8 M" [! m2 E5 f( a1 F e* T
28.
6 R6 m8 N. D: Q2 ?: q”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.
; E( E+ N2 b2 b8 z5 X9 y% r$ i1 I”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
, ]0 n+ M9 H( ~$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be; l- @: P1 ]- r/ j- H
pure luck.
# _+ \2 _) J6 Z9 V”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
1 h$ l; P1 a, ?) A2 h" KIsland until he agrees to give up his sources.”% D ^& S) }$ G ]# c4 L0 l: c
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
/ W5 f2 a( }. Wmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall
, [( X- Z: f' Q- t5 Z7 MStreet watchdogs.
3 G1 M$ x7 X2 t" K6 r3 ]”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
2 J" k: l* b2 HMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing5 r% n! N9 O% n0 V4 S% F
investigation.
- R/ o* [: h' c7 ~When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling2 R# n! |* `/ Y) @% `7 o V" v
four-hour confession.
7 e) T5 o+ @, OCarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common) v; n+ ]+ F; _$ _2 _9 P% I
knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with
6 c! f. {: _" n4 e8 n9 d8 [knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
4 ?2 @% O) w4 L" M ^" w”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to0 M8 K6 Q* s4 R' \2 v6 d
make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught R' n* f5 ]& C+ D: p" \
in the moment.”2 i+ Z6 w& P1 I
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
6 [& O6 c$ t( s; ]- i6 [3 gOsama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.9 i, c5 m0 U( ]
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”: h' e. x$ @& \( A& ^) |1 _% K
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear) p0 M# y. }# e0 v U, u
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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