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[国际新闻] 美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人

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发表于 2008-1-11 09:03 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
美国股市抓获了一个来自未来世界的人, {: ~! K$ Z0 p

" K9 m: n: Q8 G" i; b1 W不久前,美国联邦调查人员逮获了纽约华尔街一名谜一般的股票投资者,据称此人仅靠800美元起家,在短短数月的时间内至少获利数千万美元!
" {% C" w6 [- v$ Y2 d美国调查人员相信他之所以能股市常胜,是因为非法获得了可靠的“证券内幕消息”,但当调查人员要求他透露“消息来源”时,此人竟破天荒地声称他是一名来自2256年的时间旅行者,他之所以炒股屡胜,只因为对21世纪初的美国股市涨跌行情“了如指掌”。 7 O& i# l9 C; r8 c( P- Y& e( i
选股必涨赢利数千万 0 j  N+ R9 P; i' p: W
据美国安全证券交易委员会(SEC)消息来源称,这名叫做安德鲁·卡尔森的44岁男子是在一系列的股市投资奇迹后于去年被逮获的。 , U& w( m2 v: t5 W* H
一年前的美国股市大跳水,让许多美国投资者输了个倾家荡产,以泪洗面,痛不欲生,但卡尔森却接连投资多个股票,他投资的股票总是在购买后不久就开始大涨,在不到半年的时间内,卡尔森就购买了126次股票,几乎每股必涨,卡尔森至少赢利数千万美元。 0 Z8 @# l5 a2 j# h
调查人员发现卡尔森投入股市的第一笔资本仅800美元,他的异常成功引起了华尔街监督人员的注意,美国安全证券交易委员会调查人员相信,卡尔森的惊人成功,肯定与事先非法获得“证券内幕消息”有关。一名调查人员道:“如果一个公司的股票因为合并或科技突破等原因即将上升,那么此前肯定是一个秘密。但不知为什么,卡尔森却总能事先获知这个秘密。” + y! P: f9 P1 P/ K4 Y; P5 _5 Q
自称来自“未来世界” % {  q/ h# t. w+ d% \  p
当调查人员将卡尔森逮捕讯问的时候,得到了一个让他们瞠目结舌的回答,卡尔森破天荒地宣称,他是一名来自250年后“未来世界”的人,那个时代的人们人人都熟知21世纪初美国历史上最恶劣的股票跳水事件,任何一个懂点股票常识的人回到21世纪,都能通过炒股发一笔大财;而他正是乘坐“时间机器”返回21世纪梦想大赚一笔的。
0 `$ U+ ~7 Y" O" S# F  u卡尔森在一盘录像带中供认道:“那是一个无法抵抗的巨大诱惑,我曾计划让我的投资显得更自然一些,譬如在这份股票上输一点,在那份股票上再输一点,使我的投资不至于显得太顺利———没想到我还是被逮住了。” & \( s. N5 i8 I* H& u7 C! R9 H
自称知道治疗艾滋病方法 4 U& H' Z$ o3 g# v: [) l
据报道,卡尔森据称还愿意泄露一些“历史性的事实”来换取自己的释放,譬如泄露“奥萨马·本·拉登的下落”或治愈艾滋病的方法等。
; x* [3 S7 X; F- {& Y: M3 e( _& k* w他称自己目前惟一一个愿望就是允许他乘坐自己的“时间机器”再返回未来,那些在21世纪赚来的钱他可以统统不要。
" ~3 d5 w* [+ T3 I不过,当调查人员询问所谓的“时间机器”下落时,卡尔森却拒绝透露分毫,声称担心这项科技会落入“错误的人手里”。
9 P3 x/ L' ?; @* f, A$ Q没有该人任何记录 ( }/ V5 c1 J/ m" Q
不过,调查人员压根儿就不相信卡尔森的“胡说八道”,美国安全证券交易委员会一名消息人士道:“我们一点也不相信这个家伙编造的故事,他要么是一个疯子,要么是一个病态的撒谎家。”
( Y: J( B$ K+ C4 H不过联邦调查人员承认:“到目前为止,没有一个人能发现安德鲁·卡尔森在2002年10月以前存在的任何联邦记录。”
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-1-11 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
太神奇了!
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发表于 2008-1-11 10:54 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-1-11 22:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
这个新闻在去年我看到过,是国内的新闻网站报道的。
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-1-11 23:23 | 显示全部楼层
没有更新颖一点的科技幻想吗?这个人说的事实和别人的幻想一模一样?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-1-11 23:54 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,有趣。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-1-12 08:13 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
http://www.centurioncounsel.com/ ... Counselor_Q1-03.pdf& t3 I; R% j% |5 {
‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING3 a! _+ P7 L: S
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN9 M! {5 O- g$ o2 M1 E+ r8 Q+ X
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading% t' s& p9 t8 ?3 ]
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
) U- U: r4 u# J" ESources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
( R- G  U9 J* r8 S7 n, q& Vbizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
& r: B6 X3 ^+ t* n2 t28.
# {. V& Y5 {9 \3 |& L# k( N' Y”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.( |/ d9 n8 a$ ^% R" ?0 E% J3 I
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over/ f0 S3 M" g8 Y2 P
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be& b8 ~' I, ~8 C
pure luck.
; b5 T3 B# c8 r2 N. `+ _  f”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers5 d# o' V; V. j$ B* ~/ i, R
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”* }. ^: ~) A, m. o9 L* t
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin  o3 f* V/ x4 x  R8 D
made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall8 a2 q9 M# l1 k" Z2 u
Street watchdogs.+ I+ E5 Y. ?4 V  T2 b
”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
+ z& `( s) g* m; B4 pMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
+ F& q4 }# G( [2 P6 rinvestigation." U' c% T9 ~5 c; X4 V& j
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
  m/ }+ s+ M3 f7 V, [8 G: S1 t# L" ^four-hour confession.
/ g. q+ k# h* V, ?9 qCarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
+ d0 P% b# G7 Z! jknowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with5 a) o% z$ v. a0 i
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
. q2 R# h2 h  i( h. U”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
" T$ Z, u  o2 |7 p& _3 Gmake it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
7 B4 Z) @2 ]9 K4 u. S+ C+ gin the moment.”
" z5 Y! R; ], ]! V) BIn a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
! _0 a7 p, |1 z) @6 l7 B$ yOsama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.. ~0 `5 a4 r- ~2 N- x
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”# _. ?1 `& J5 s- i( X
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
% N$ E9 i1 I$ F, ]4 S5 J. fthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.”
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-1-12 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
I never disagreed or agreed with the article. I just posted it because I thought it was funny.
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发表于 2008-1-13 07:24 | 显示全部楼层
无独有偶,我也曾幻想过自己能预未来.
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发表于 2008-1-13 11:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
和电影里说得一样啊
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