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4 P j5 G. ]; l7 K% q, C, h7 r8 R* X‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING% R, B* }& F* E9 @
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN" d I% k- D8 H( A
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading
- I& i$ e- G1 hcharges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!( g0 X1 A/ m) ^- A
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
" ~, M( ]* O# U9 A! obizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January# z& T6 S* n0 I. h" k
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.2 T1 E3 G# o. d( w
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over
) d Z$ i+ U& s4 b; S$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
) D8 _! {. ]! o; C1 r- C+ E; Ppure luck.4 u" {/ X) x; Q% g" S
”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers
& D% Q1 ?3 l7 u2 rIsland until he agrees to give up his sources.”- ?5 k& m/ m5 [# @
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin5 @% p! N* Z5 E& h
made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall
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”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
4 O! }1 H+ m+ q/ ]2 xMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing" B' V! s( v* j8 b
investigation.% o; @9 O. P! s$ }/ v8 U
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling
( C* P( r/ f+ W$ x; C: y( gfour-hour confession.
( J6 L2 ^ U4 ECarlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
+ j) j0 h9 J9 [, E# Uknowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with% B! g+ \3 W0 b6 Z, H
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
* U% t2 [; L, d H, p2 P”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
1 y! m( F7 h- ?1 e" `make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught
; I) M4 k4 F* j; `$ {in the moment.”
' `7 U1 l3 n Y& J! @In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of
! Q% x# E2 l8 e+ v2 |, o0 |% _Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.6 V7 c$ r9 |: b, `# ^( V
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
* p4 @: q7 n* R9 J" c' P" a1 GHowever, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear, D/ L. [. N7 }* i8 p3 f; _4 |
the technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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