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‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING! N" L4 l* s! ?' ? {# g) I/ q7 Q
Wednesday March 19, 2003 By CHAD KULTGEN# E% P; `2 b2 P9 d+ Z
NEW YORK — Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading5 _1 A: L7 ?5 Q/ U
charges — and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
1 U4 e) i8 N* ]: t& z' ?, ySources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the
6 `- _) @- |$ G) M: q; X! I6 Abizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January
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”We don’t believe this guy’s story — he’s either a lunatic or a pathological liar,” says an SEC insider.0 Q* l) D4 w4 R! p1 m2 E
”But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over9 ^/ j( ]5 r9 T$ ?
$350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can’t be
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. D) \8 M8 Q9 ~3 b7 A: M( p”The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He’s going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers- t6 f4 c" Q4 h
Island until he agrees to give up his sources.”0 k$ L. f0 a; J. B: ^% B( o
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin
# ]6 [7 [- i% N1 xmade a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall2 |+ h# w% m7 u8 z9 m/ ?$ W
Street watchdogs.
1 p0 @ t7 N8 f8 ~”If a company’s stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret,
: a; y: a- C" X; }$ B0 lMr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance,” says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing! S/ w7 S; e5 L5 y z4 @
investigation.
& a0 l' o6 t5 a( a% |' qWhen investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mindboggling/ h/ @( j& x; J& w' h; {; H& n
four-hour confession.' B/ C7 d, T' U4 [1 X' u9 [9 Q
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common
* ~6 [/ F0 l! m l+ ~knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with! z1 r6 _3 O% O. e- w
knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
, c( h# v9 d5 h7 x2 S, J: n”It was just too tempting to resist,” Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. “I had planned to
. \2 R( h; p0 O6 n6 R* ^make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn’t look too perfect. But I just got caught3 z. K' V: s/ e- T f
in the moment.”
# ?& o8 N, i1 F7 G6 RIn a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge “historical facts” such as the whereabouts of( P$ r# ^2 k) F D9 b( h; l2 G% ]
Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
5 c3 L/ B# q! }% i% a) gAll he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his “time craft.”
/ ?# R) O7 u0 k* M! `7 p* O5 \# b* KHowever, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear
$ W- m% p$ B& i+ A# Lthe technology could “fall into the wrong hands.” |
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