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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0." a& R9 b8 K' L2 L3 A
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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: n c% e* W+ G" s/ b# e7 CAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.) }6 X1 z) W7 _$ A; c/ s% K
. {' T) n* e: D; p) d PWhat can I do?4 N6 L/ B) W4 }7 T
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Signed,
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' i9 Y- Y! P: R6 l# IReply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
" e$ N+ ]* `/ A2 HBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. ! l$ z2 }/ D O4 G) ^5 [. J
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .0 v$ g( T3 P7 P8 V+ |
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.3 i, s1 t g0 z/ R; N+ ]
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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6 H; k3 h5 z( s$ v- D& ^7 SLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.: @/ P0 x2 ?" }2 `5 \ R. n
8 A( c7 H- ?+ LWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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" D7 J& z; c( R) JYou might consider additional software to improve memory and8 s% }& j; v: o# s; C8 A
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.' a' `1 |/ p9 X, x* ~4 i/ s
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Good Luck,8 b. X9 d$ b% T4 E3 K" F+ l
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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