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; c9 x2 f4 q2 xLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. M# n0 }! T" ?8 d
# j* U4 |& ^2 \0 |5 PIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.2 h2 W; B9 n" d. |
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed,
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
$ P' \2 b, j" z1 o; L& X7 ?% `0 NBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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/ i2 ~. K: ~, }: @Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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* z* l4 ?, p6 jIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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5 Y3 B3 G/ i9 n4 V) s' j: }2 \Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.6 ^% Y; ~! M1 m( r: l) x& h% d- C: Q! B$ q
" h# @/ ~6 W0 Q1 Q0 B5 K# fIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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