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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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# s% w$ T2 W  Z: _( a/ f( Y发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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9 w2 C" Z5 V" h$ mMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
$ E4 E! g0 f( f2 x7 F' @Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
4 a1 V* t( x: d$ `$ z3 k0 w' ~要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
" F. B# \* w+ z7 ^5 j* TBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ r& [; l  W  Y- }" C% o/ v' y每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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1 ?' n# h- \) H& {- IEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  n+ q3 y' T, O+ b$ U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
7 v$ H# c) S) l& I/ d$ H9 B聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ P6 E& D5 I( Y9 m. e1 y成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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7 H1 Z, q- {0 v' C5 FNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 l1 f( m0 ^9 q; x不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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* `# h8 o) L4 {/ {% A& w* @Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
! z; N- e/ D2 ~) x9 bChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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- ~% n" y1 O! f4 @"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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" S3 f: G% B) Y0 X$ J- |When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2 B' V, }# t9 R+ i8 ]2 \8 w3 p两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
6 g/ I: j4 c& ]$ wA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
8 g+ F5 O3 H; C: l: N0 s0 r: \8 F服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
. E# m5 n6 {% x2 \$ b+ BThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。