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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

* U# L9 r* T7 m/ m, n/ W发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

/ w% s5 t* Y; R! F- o" w+ G7 {& r  |Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
. w+ K6 B3 z, R+ A5 k. n: n每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
& w+ I4 n. Y7 f) M/ D4 |) Q% XLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$ k+ n# q; \. ?2 v9 G. X3 f% W每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
6 m& w, w/ ?) j$ iEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- E( f) f/ j' A. y) L成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
) }9 N* D" J% J! O0 V. t" pNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
7 ?% R: y; O5 V) v8 \不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& H% \7 |( J" f1 @爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
* P! i5 E: _! D"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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" Q) z5 h, D. ^/ AThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
) K: z! ^. M5 B努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
1 G# B9 N; e& R0 [% e"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
+ P5 d$ B9 [1 O( E2 V' _% O工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
& ~" W" d3 [$ E- ?! l6 A2 f0 eGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
6 ^& y4 c2 @) r$ \; [3 K1 E; [When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
' h6 O2 A7 c' S+ _# i, t8 _$ V! p, H3 i# B服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
6 ^4 C* L7 U7 F- d# l' m. Z; t8 WThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。