English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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% l* `' z. p2 ^( _: uMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
: t: ^- H- K1 W4 G! e: a$ KOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
# D, C, O* w( \每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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) s9 [. N5 u1 _, R. a* l+ ?8 ZLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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  I& D) W- B1 ~: d5 l5 u* R0 CBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 K1 n+ W8 d) r5 u/ x0 \8 h1 @. C再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7 U+ K! G  ^/ p- T% i- A6 j+ P8 ]The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
( ?, ^5 H: K# [8 ]* xSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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; }5 N7 K, Z- M$ K+ _9 KLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
& {" z* R/ v6 ^( P0 GChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* \3 f- ], F, V$ s* B7 s5 h5 a后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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4 Q+ Q5 ]; K1 N& N2 @/ r  Z"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
. I8 a# k' q. o0 ~: h/ k# C"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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2 A5 Z/ l* R( Z4 ]) GGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# ~. O2 t8 k) r. _$ D1 ~# e$ tWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。