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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
5 n+ h6 F+ m: J' B1 B* a1 t钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  a. f: X; z  K& Z; f% Y) O每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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# g4 A( j  k" P& h6 g+ b# ELove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
+ b9 X$ F3 f% A2 ]要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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" f  T+ h5 S$ T3 hBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& \- r' ]2 t+ O4 w' e1 V# U! ]The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0 _( O  j8 y+ q. C! \3 I+ e聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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' D* j( d( ^' }+ q. ^Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 g. q2 W$ |' T% kLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
9 R- O& J5 E1 h$ s+ E: z"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
0 P# E6 t3 v$ ^$ V"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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, u3 F3 X9 E& w: G! W" kThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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1 }' Z. p( S$ |  j$ l"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
5 X% o' g- {2 h" G% k5 e4 H' m7 VGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 o+ p1 C  d: Q1 D9 @- |. N) e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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+ U3 H0 G; E# m; O  K% fA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。