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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
. N" g- R5 B7 Y; |( ^5 u隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人% a! H g1 Y% E4 V/ O6 ]$ I. t) P4 Z
5 D* k) k( W+ y. q. m9 lHere are just a few reasons why:
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: p) k4 d" @$ ^- w A4 F0 x2 TA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,: m) V+ ~& [/ Q7 i0 ^: B$ I' P- |, j2 ?
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:# Y' N V4 U9 k* U) c
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"What are you thinking?
1 J1 V% ?% z7 }5 P/ g4 z你在想什麼?
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4 @( C6 I% D9 t$ IShe doesn't care what you think.: @& B) x) [9 _* n/ w2 C
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game," d# p# F7 H6 J- |
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽* k1 z, p# K& D4 Z) S
* w L) k) F E% Dshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
6 V% k5 k# h0 x- P她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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4 ?7 |; @5 I/ e0 r# z2 x" |' yShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified.
: a7 j( O: O H& s7 A40歲以上的女人穩重自持0 x7 g# a+ i; Y4 ]8 h) H
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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& |& ]; ?% P$ y8 V- Q' k5 Yor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.8 j" s e; D3 C8 p# T' [
跟你大呼小叫
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" L: G5 F6 _8 NOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
0 m$ t/ k/ a- y0 t: l* w當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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' {& M$ `2 ?) L2 F+ g( v) B. O' N$ sIf they think they can get away with it.6 f$ Q' U) r1 a& U0 k* b
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.; c o. s3 F8 H8 p8 Q) I. a8 ]7 Z' Z1 L
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)3 L% Z1 ~8 O) n% a
/ d0 I& W- Z5 n7 i( ^; fThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
; f4 S! s* b* U, a0 @因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味2 _. b3 l w5 G$ ]4 g' Z
! M: U" v# V- b! h! }Women get psychic as they age.
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; L* B- x- r$ n+ k0 ~2 C' }3 ]You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
4 j. F; T* v" c/ r# e, {: C0 ?5 j你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.6 k& v3 \3 u! h% F1 G. c+ P
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感+ [6 v5 x# c0 V9 r4 _2 B
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Older women are forthright and honest./ K7 y8 A& j R
熟女直接又誠實
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1 V+ [ V( h3 \- \( PThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.+ s+ @1 G8 J, q$ S4 h- k; Q0 j
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋9 e5 \9 G9 ?! y" h; H" Q, j
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.3 t2 c# V8 ?5 [4 H, B
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意$ e) t: q# R6 o" s) m
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.2 G7 c" @# A' O7 ?& j
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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7 u( l: d# G' W8 u& cFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
2 Q$ O- `2 p5 _, h d: t相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人* s L" h$ M6 `- E/ I. [
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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Ladies, I apologize.
. J7 g: g5 @ M% x; f$ G女士們，請容許我在這兒3 ?2 U8 @4 u; B/ Z: `" G
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For all those men who say,
9 c& X; c( v4 h- ^# q# b e/ ?幫妳們說句公道話:
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I c0 y$ u" E8 s' q. A$ X I"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?1 x* p7 q( u) d+ M% y7 S
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人. S3 C$ C- C! Z- Z: v
2 j$ H1 b# p! S; w7 @0 Nhere's an update for you.+ }" ~8 I. k' E/ M% K1 j/ X: F. r
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.: W. O( K" u2 a& w4 Q1 D" M
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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2 q$ L& V7 m: _% P4 _Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage" g% H% G8 b/ }, q9 b6 a
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
