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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:! f, j# g; }' k
" D4 `/ q( l; d lAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.# X$ o' I; F* R' v4 E
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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, C! O. ^1 C' z/ A( LHere are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,5 u# z, y3 E9 r. _
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:8 q. c" z# ]5 ]( U) m! x x, a+ t
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"What are you thinking?. }% t# l. m9 ]' [5 Z; y7 q$ n
你在想什麼?
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4 ~9 j/ K8 S7 t# n% v' B2 @2 YShe doesn't care what you think.
% D% L. N6 T$ `9 i$ }) c她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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4 G D* n7 l1 j8 DIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,( B$ s7 D% @- }
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
& C0 M4 U6 U A( L) U她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.3 P# @( D" M( z1 k- n* _
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情5 i( C x) q6 f- x8 Z( Z
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Women over 40 are dignified.
( A! M; O& W7 P* O40歲以上的女人穩重自持6 q" N" U, L. ]7 r$ n+ T
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
( S( d( b" M; h) {; R( M不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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: j0 w7 i3 L; vor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.9 ? d9 r( G" ?1 ]. y) B
跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you$ ^8 h4 T$ F1 B ^2 H
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地* O" t7 z! {0 N$ [, `" U6 `" \8 K
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If they think they can get away with it.6 W" E! M7 c0 j; ]. a6 C s3 s7 K" X
一槍把你給斃了。
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: e" p" |0 v2 s) p- p6 g8 d/ tOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
+ z0 {, I7 m* X' h熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
5 i( a/ ~/ J: n5 N f因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味) t3 @1 J# f- _6 J& i6 [/ `
- Q7 o t( d) Q3 M6 S" |% n# tWomen get psychic as they age.
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a+ ^& [4 k. d' MYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
& U" p2 S2 H3 x- [你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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' h8 z& q' y% i/ k+ W6 h& JOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,$ U3 S: ]0 g" G/ L
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見& H) Q0 X( C4 G2 v# f% n
M& l) q& [6 [/ Q6 y- [a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.) X: ~6 O* F$ [0 _) S# q
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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8 D* D8 \: D9 u7 a# hOlder women are forthright and honest.+ P7 s0 V/ M; m8 {6 |
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
& E7 _3 [9 ]. ]. j" d如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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: Z4 K" h! a+ GYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
. j# M; ^1 ?1 X, k$ Z7 B) h: n3 X! L你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意; ~$ n0 l3 c$ f: X: ]# U
/ b6 J' ~" {% F0 l$ Q; o+ [Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.( k* D- }% {; }: L+ v
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
; R" U' B& q5 M; s/ J40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,/ f" z/ p) O2 c' e( t. B
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
/ {& m" s# T2 G0 Q6 A就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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8 V" \: ?/ V& E; G" imaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
) K4 R) k8 [3 H- C {" _厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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* i8 N, S8 c+ h& M( y7 \Ladies, I apologize.
0 B$ J' D2 c m( N9 G女士們，請容許我在這兒& h7 Y- b4 v5 l
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For all those men who say,
4 T5 C/ W- Z2 h, t5 R3 a" C* h8 B幫妳們說句公道話:
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8 b) j. `0 i$ G' E1 h! N6 I2 U5 ~"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
2 {+ ^" i9 G( h7 H那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人: e) ~& u7 h2 Z4 ]
1 R/ [# y x! P1 e& G) Nhere's an update for you.
# S9 V& s. O2 J, S實在是太搞不清楚狀況了$ n8 c7 J, f1 T, q
5 L3 G" W# w% R0 X4 N; hNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
8 B& ]* ^' ]0 s: X( I% r4 l _今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚/ `; C2 i; X6 n2 x, ?* i3 O
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為什麼呢 ?
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6 ?! A+ D& l7 B' r2 P' u& bBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
3 G7 k0 E& W! p: R因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
