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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.5 O; L1 `& k. I) K$ B7 W
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人& \$ ~8 C: @7 L I& u
5 e6 ]3 P3 r( ~' d% j: zHere are just a few reasons why:
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4 C8 P$ w% Z/ W7 j8 Q4 C8 n: q- BA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,7 {4 y+ m9 A4 S6 Q
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
- _3 u: n! [* j你在想什麼?
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8 `% i! ] h' v k$ D% _She doesn't care what you think.
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/ h4 q- ^! _* c3 n2 y: ~% kIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
9 x8 i. z# A9 |& D) V; O40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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# k$ j. N$ o- `0 S+ V4 b/ e% Q( cshe doesn't sit around whining about it.7 ^6 ]% Z3 q6 W) N- L) ?
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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7 V9 Z( E$ @4 @ AWomen over 40 are dignified.
1 Z3 W8 F4 L" q40歲以上的女人穩重自持7 N6 a$ v0 c) ]3 M2 s/ s: G
1 L+ y! O/ a4 s u" t9 |3 h: H. u/ fThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
: ?# O! o: `! o2 Q7 F不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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( P% e) R$ j/ {- x5 d2 F# cor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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& O: g4 d w5 k) @Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
: g" I% {; k3 ~* ?; T# u當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地( G( T5 Y/ x$ N
0 q: n$ ^& F" _" ~7 ZIf they think they can get away with it.) Q+ Q% _# q- l" [
一槍把你給斃了。6 e _- I. e$ A' f. ^4 ~* W* w y
$ R6 w, } u5 r$ ?Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.! I, f2 u, r3 S* u/ K% w
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.( H. q5 \; g! G% Y% \" y
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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, [# P! g; e5 E) w, EWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
F% i0 h% s# |9 H0 K* |* u你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔' K7 p: D% t$ t$ ] o0 B/ k
3 A1 |' a( i: e; p, UOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,4 L. B& h9 ?- s) v+ N: \# T
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.% d. ~" f$ u% E
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.4 Q: t/ a2 F+ N9 T2 I: b# |6 c: k
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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) z; h" h [* z7 B; \You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
1 G8 N$ J5 x" D8 D+ H7 i3 ?你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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, }, I8 O7 d' iYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.% b4 ]+ g+ r( C6 L9 r- ]
40歲以上的男人呢?6 i- b y& X6 d- i: J
( \" A1 [7 I8 r5 ]5 _For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
, a( k# N$ j& Y3 N& V% B6 j& i$ E相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants! Y) h; `( j- V. A- _$ n' h/ P
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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$ }5 w$ F0 v1 r }( Smaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.# [0 L' _$ g; A" J5 ~
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情) ?& w5 W! k3 g l' C7 g3 _
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Ladies, I apologize.
9 D$ U$ a8 b0 @. Z( M. V女士們，請容許我在這兒
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$ }! Z5 ^# y4 n6 e8 ~! w8 vFor all those men who say,1 _: ]" O& e* b% Q% E
幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?3 J f8 F* n8 h3 c {! D k5 u( S
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.
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$ E$ S6 c' R$ w a `+ ]! _Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
: u) | L, a3 G! ^今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚2 H: n& n$ s" W
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage7 P, R9 [* T! A8 l1 a* V
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
