40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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2 x9 m1 L% Y" ^3 _4 J$ S$ \) e) MAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
+ j; c& ]0 z+ m% i! G6 v隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

, u: r& J6 s% M: uHere are just a few reasons why:
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9 _% \. q% M3 p& K+ X& q, rA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
1 _' [; g* ?- U* N) Y, L40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
! B7 G& ^5 f" ?' X0 G; y你在想什麼?

She doesn't care what you think.
4 T7 p5 i) |% \她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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1 M; @, |. \5 V: P6 F$ \$ GIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
( p# H6 K" p2 Z& i. ]# T8 P40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

she doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

" E% H" l. s" X) JShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
1 v+ _! }  Y5 o$ \- H3 ~+ F6 r1 V她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

, T+ l: d- I) d6 M4 n, ]1 ZWomen over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

, x- R0 E" {) JIf they think they can get away with it.
一槍把你給斃了。

Older women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
8 G) R( K4 h/ {/ ]2 Y9 e熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

) t( ~. Y5 F! j& |3 uThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

, y* F( Z9 ]7 L. N& p, v$ b% Y. GWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
  b, L1 C5 ~+ x+ }& U你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔

2 K7 g5 w" s- S) \Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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& h! G5 l9 ~" \  hYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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+ }+ O0 G# o: C: l+ Rthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

. Z1 @1 S) J6 G* j/ X3 tmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
1 g, T/ k- E, `7 D+ T  ]# W) n女士們，請容許我在這兒
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8 ?, ^- C: l9 ?5 [( HFor all those men who say,
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. h2 T! }, j" H: B1 `- G+ ]"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
4 {0 R9 L# N6 P那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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9 C2 g+ o3 o* ~/ a1 a7 Z2 shere's an update for you.
4 Y1 m4 U2 t9 M. B5 U0 w: Q實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

5 \2 N, ~1 p* k* |; y; nNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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% ?$ e) B2 |$ p1 F: gBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
# [: v/ d, r; \6 F# e8 q+ ]9 A* U因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
' v4 T* w" w- ^/ a" T3 J1 q, b不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
5 I, }- a) P% s$ y  ]  _5 Y, x20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
  n' B9 u$ @4 d( n( c( o0 A  b哈哈，好！！！
! Z2 A# `) h; Q% V$ |4 a! |喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
1 t9 v, Z% ?: k: L' A哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。