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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.! C! k/ N Y8 g$ U' R' [
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:& t: _5 v4 K* i l
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,$ u, @- G' ]/ C' V* R0 N
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你: K6 n4 t' O; j% p+ r
x- _: s( H8 h, r"What are you thinking?* o. e; Q; z; \ V1 l' K
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
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4 \' p$ v4 F2 F1 Z; G" JIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
- @/ Z7 u; n6 M6 H40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽0 `9 p$ p' N7 ~3 J9 F
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.: f$ G* e- \! _6 c! P E% |
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情. S# Q# e1 x [
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Women over 40 are dignified.
+ W6 A9 q ]2 \0 Z40歲以上的女人穩重自持* h; N8 U1 @& ^) }/ s; s& K( Y2 b J
; [6 U) I8 O/ OThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera3 k$ h' I4 w; v$ J
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡6 t: y& G+ c# c$ I, @( H" B3 M, v9 }7 w
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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- m6 n/ X% s2 ~& w u, m& E8 u4 U- IOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
+ o8 U' W" ~& n: z; _ v$ E# J當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
7 P7 c2 T6 z; v3 v+ \一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
- U' K6 V' I7 A+ r" {, {+ O因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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6 ?9 r9 o7 q" Y3 |1 N+ xWomen get psychic as they age.' j( J6 }1 v- e V: t- \, f$ A
女人越老越通靈
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) p! t& m. ^) j, u; F* pYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. {; G+ Z% x+ O1 u
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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- D W5 [5 D% S1 j. b5 s1 ~- D' lOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
' s: i% V: f' t$ w熟女直接又誠實
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5 v0 ~, g. ]7 r* n, P4 EThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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* V# ]$ M/ n1 b( x9 u5 kYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.& P+ N2 [/ V2 i5 T! q/ Y+ W4 V |% y
40歲以上的女人有很多優點3 M p7 a0 w3 U d* ?
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.( k9 f. G8 [/ ?# b% ~
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相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人- L6 \4 W- _( g" n* d8 @
( r+ E3 Y& g% @, Ythere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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Ladies, I apologize.
1 }8 h7 ]% y+ m+ E2 ^- r8 F女士們，請容許我在這兒2 d7 E6 E7 f6 H; f! `# f
. u3 Y, Q4 ?3 Z; \For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?. l- k- ^% `8 a1 o2 d- o
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.4 j( Y) v0 ^4 a+ K: N* d
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了, z# o: _( v& P/ w( I. F9 F0 w* @
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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o% I M' b, Z( Q$ d9 A9 b" y( @Why?
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B4 p! [1 Q2 d% T& LBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
$ ]* q6 e" C1 W1 J ]因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
