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Living in Canadian Provinces.....Top Reasons (ZT)

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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( T! A' s0 k: E# J+ O% C1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 1 _5 |4 I1 Y; x; s6 j/ \
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. / t( @& q- ?2 w! j6 u  O6 y
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
2 c3 ^4 Z( ~) a4 E9 }4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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4 ]) _! P4 x9 I' r% B2 H& u1. Big rock between you and B.C.
- N' w) }9 N* O: Y2. Ottawa who?% I+ Q4 c- J+ j3 g$ Y
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. ( z( {9 H& y7 H2 L; C
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
/ {% Y7 O! y1 d5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 8 G7 [, R! [" {- |
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. ' ^" ?0 P8 {: b1 w; v
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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/ l9 t+ r; m6 q; ~1. You never run out of wheat.
2 d$ \; A% ]$ Z# I& F2. Your province is really easy to draw.
, W- ?  A) ~) F7 Z7 N6 O3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
- R- f* ~, v$ ?5 A/ z; x( Y4. People will assume you live on a farm. * p* {) A% E0 ?5 V! s" s& I
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. ! W4 k: S. |. U4 n  x6 O+ k
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
4 Z: x' w5 I, e( A3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
) s/ C5 L0 h4 o( d+ \& v% G) t( ]4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
2 f! E1 F3 |# B5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. / O$ }9 J' c" ~5 ~

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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO : n& }; j& q% S- a, g
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 6 j- o- J  j; z3 u' t' c, Q
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.   d& a2 R7 n& u) ^: f
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
, ~) @+ n6 N5 K2 Z8 f4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 2 b4 F. A  h! w# i

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/ U2 @: S4 @5 w. Y, V- }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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0 j$ X% c. g& r. }0 @8 ?$ }% J1. Racism is socially acceptable
: P1 f6 w4 Z: a, d2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. . y0 T4 [; k& j- x9 Y
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
8 u% u8 Q7 p& \- ^2 u6 w0 N4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
. F+ l% |' {% J8 OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK ; E3 R9 z0 f9 H' Z8 J7 l) J& H
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
7 H$ F9 \- r) |6 Z; T% p2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
# i6 {# ]; I7 w. y3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ( C5 o" j+ F# K5 W7 {& c  H- Y: R0 A. n& I
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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6 e( Z& R3 U; D* oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
" f4 v, D( ~$ a2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
* _0 J# @9 }- W$ D$ }) I3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. * O6 p6 Q& C, P* |* w! e) W0 D) Y8 e

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: x, S$ r. F) o7 i$ R' wTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. % c+ W4 B) @% N! _. Q
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
1 N4 f& g8 j% C0 t# L; P) S, r3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. , |' n5 }& G* Y* X1 I
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
5 ?( g6 ]8 |' R9 w5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 5 _, j, I! t& S: ?9 R; ]9 f9 Y
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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9 T+ {0 s2 ?" n3 z9 g( m9 aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND * z5 U5 J8 v9 z. C; l6 x: W) |
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
, }( Z$ i3 J* a' v2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
  s" g7 N/ A" U& h; o3. The workday is about two hours long.
/ B  b. q: U, v3 N4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding
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About Winnipeg

曾经想搬去那里,并且专程跑了一趟,那是前年春天的事情。3 o  V# |! Q4 b1 ]& y

: u8 C' n, U  D住在一家移民接待站,房东打政府工,1200尺的平房,大学附近,前进双车库,大概只有28万。这样的房子,在我们这里得50-60万了吧。
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& }* L3 U- S% o聊起来,说是春天会发洪水。 Red River从南往北流,好像是美国的一个什么地方,到了春天,雪水就从山上流下来,并夹杂着大冰块,经常堵塞河道。这就是第一句话的由来了。不过,据房东说,市政府另修了一条疏洪渠,应该可以解决洪水泛滥的问题。当时,听到河水是由南往北,由美国往加拿大流,就觉得怪怪的。总觉得水应该是由东往西,由北往南流。& y: X) ]7 ~8 h

- U( R0 y( R, q1 c* N至于冬天,没有在那里呆过,只是听人家说起过。好像,温尼泊的冬天,确实厉害。
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' F3 n1 x( |6 r. |! D. u& q8 Y; H如果看地图,温尼泊在加拿大的中间,所以,做加东还是加西,由你选。
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0 S; U5 L4 k+ i8 i: j1 B/ ?! U1 d看房价的话,加拿大从东到西,几个大中城市里面,就她的房价,还比较低了。- `% S! r6 J' d( M: \1 s% n
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爱民顿、卡而加利,到今年的萨斯卡通、瑞嘉纳,轮番上涨的时候,后面都有一个跟着上涨凑热闹的尾巴,那就是温尼泊了。
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9 D8 o6 D$ T; b曾经主张新移民去温尼泊,就是觉得那里的房子还负担的起。等那里的房价也炒上去,整个加拿大,就没有适合新移民落脚的地方了。
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