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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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$ X$ T: h' O- D4 H& C1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
1 A; E( h# W: G- t7 B2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 8 T1 r/ _! c* |( d. H. S
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
; w' H: Q5 S# [6 g4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. + z& O. {! v8 W2 Y* |0 X* |
5. Weed
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1 J% h$ y- S8 N2 qTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
& m4 U) K7 @& r% }2. Ottawa who?
! P2 W' M- ^' I @; z5 v/ o; s% M; M+ P3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
. E B% R7 M# r9 [9 N5 k6 F5 a2 ?4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
. p0 Y0 V$ R# B% N6 d4 [' D7 p5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 8 t8 b( z/ [4 |% U
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. 2 I( E1 V. g$ k- T
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6 H& Y+ `1 C: D/ X3 sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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$ _6 S$ s% A" Y7 i1. You never run out of wheat.
/ y2 A* R; M1 n7 U, C1 r2. Your province is really easy to draw.
, q/ Y# _4 j/ z( n$ `7 E' A/ v) c3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
; j7 \" |" P( J" J A1 C- o8 L4. People will assume you live on a farm. : ]# P$ q; j6 r j, y( b6 b @6 W/ M
( T7 p0 v I. ^- |) rTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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; G- R0 x; \: Q% U8 n, E1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. $ N3 j v& J' L4 s. B C
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. u! r) M" `5 j7 K$ }! o
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
5 Q6 P* z2 e3 _7 E/ X$ {$ R }/ F4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
( s- q( n" f; z9 Z4 |2 P5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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+ {: V/ R5 `4 a" [9 U6 Z1. You live in the centre of the universe.
- p2 k" w7 i6 J! ~1 K4 e2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 8 P4 q Y3 X( f/ J1 h( ~2 u; k; f
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ; |7 N, N1 k: v$ {5 @ [
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 4 n4 Z+ x& o. g8 M$ j q
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- J4 w; C: s9 C- ^0 Q7 LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 4 t) u0 i) O) _, h6 w
6 M6 x x9 W J( T! a8 u# ^* H1. Racism is socially acceptable / l; k9 x3 j4 ]" o( `
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
, v5 b4 R. T( K0 X3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 4 i. Z0 `% j! O& H4 }, x
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
) O" T( |/ X8 c& A6 D1 PTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK & y/ g I- r! I# z) Y% h, `
2 ^& ]1 t& l& Y/ }+ t$ Q U) vTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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' s5 R+ V5 o; t3 `1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
& I$ Y( Y8 Z" |# ^+ j2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. $ j4 e$ _9 Y! p" `: o4 C9 n2 x
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 7 F8 ]3 [8 X2 _; Y, i' ^/ |
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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0 m/ A# e1 u& R nTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ! Z0 s* z5 ]' e3 y' p2 i2 h% M4 v
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8 D6 w2 V" p# c- c$ b1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
" |0 Z- n/ r0 q2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 1 E2 i& a# k0 A/ e# R% K5 n& W& E
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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T6 J1 B3 h% |/ K/ E1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 2 X& Y; G) k; m A8 b; e1 C+ G& h: x: Y
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. # H4 t( ?6 E$ u4 c" C1 Q& u. @
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 5 h* _* x: o4 s* w% R2 M
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." # M/ K6 Q: f8 \5 Z
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
( V+ ~4 O4 Q, v/ ?. s6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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9 N# w, R6 W* l3 f fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 7 X& H) `" L8 T2 l& J6 b
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
8 x0 E H# l% \2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
2 H3 B! S+ E- e' b# ?3. The workday is about two hours long.
& W' t& b6 U" H& W" ?4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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